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Joseph

@pelops.bsky.social

Mr. Satisfaction. High in the Custerdome
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Been doing my turkey burgers a bunch lately. Just used up the last of my chili paste so it's time to make another batch. This time I will add a ghost pepper 👻🌶️🔥
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brb, just need to eat like 5 bananas
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I am putting out this heartfelt call: please, I beg of you, it’s important that everyone except me turn down the political temperature! It’s so crucial in these turbulent times for everyone who isn’t myself to watch what they say!! 💗
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6.9 miles at 6.46mph!
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After the summer ends, I think I'm going to work on getting good at making croissants. Just a bit too hot now to deal with the butter without it melting.
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Double turkey smash burger with iceberg lettuce, tomato, guacamole and chili paste and American cheese
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The best moment is when you get a text for someone you like, the worst moment is after you send one in return and every moment after until you hear from them again.
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Working on something spicy
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Me, working my magic on the dating apps: so that's when I fell while running and absolutely ate shit 😏
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Tripped and ate shit while running today. Lol lmao.
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Joe Biden getting honest feedback from his family
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Surprising no one, I do not have Celiac.
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Biden is never going to do any kind of power move. Like, he's not arresting Trump or expanding the court or any of it. He's just not. I wish he would and hope I'm wrong, but it's just not the kind of thing that man will do.
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I made some veggie chili over the weekend with a tablespoon of Carolina Reaper hot sauce. The recipe was a little off and didn't have the hominy cook for long enough, so tonight I gave it a lot more time. Also another tablespoon of Reaper (and Tograshi, cayenne, chili powder and red miso). Fixed. 🔥🌶️
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Good news . Bidens statement about the Supreme Court is just “it’s up to the American people to vote” so that’s good! Yay!
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In case it's not clear, as a dastardly online leftist, one of, but not the singular, reasons I have hated Joe Biden as a candidate all this time is that I really, really did not want Donald Trump to ever be president again.
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The Republican Party are a monumentally evil cadre of bigots and fascists. Unfortunately they are the only American political party who are awake at work, care about things, and are trying. “lol”
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Joe's Protein Smoothie Recipe: 50 grams pineapple 45 grams banana 45 grams strawberry 150 grams spinach 5 grams unsweetened cocoa powder 85 grams silken tofu 260 grams (1 cup) soy milk Optional: 50 grams Greek yogurt 16 grams (1 tbsp) almond butter
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President Biden’s debate strategy, dropping dead on stage and being wheeled off in a coffin, is unconventional to say the least … but it might just pay off
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Just jumped around a bit on the debate footage and, good lord, Biden can't speak in complete sentences, sounds like he's 105 years old and looks utterly terrified. This is pathetic. Great job dems!
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Dealing with some serious hackers at work. JFC
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Greek yogurt has as much protein per calorie as most protein powder (0.2g). The stuff is ridiculous.
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Ran for the second time this week and absolutely obliterated my previous records. 6.5 miles at an average of 5.8mph!
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My current food addiction is smoothies. Just chugging so many smoothies.