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I’ll try to keep posting about my experience at Grinnell to a minimum until it’s over — as Ram Dass advised us, be here now — but the “Do Not Disturb” hanger at the college hotel is a small work of genius
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That said, I wonder how many of the current students get it
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In related news, guess who forgot to pack a necktie?
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Your head is now an impromptu doorknob
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If this isn’t a bit, it’s still a good bit.
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It’s not a bit! I had a moment of panic, checked to see when the stores opened, and then… realized I had a tie right there
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A colleague of mine forgot to pack pants to take to a poetry reading. Ran to a store to buy some. Put them on, gave his reading. At the end, the MC walked up to him, said, "Sorry, but I can't resist," and pulled off his pantsleg one of those long adhesive things with waist and length printed on it.
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If: Not Now? When? You are a genius. 😄
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I predict a new fashion trend.
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Pretend it’s swag for a Wait Wait spinoff
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Fortunately, they had one just like the ones you have at home.
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We just put an X on the dry erase board on the door
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I don’t get it! And I’m not anywhere close to a current student.
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I've never lived in a dorm but from novels I've gleaned that a necktie/bowtie (classier, apparently the symbolism appears in some non-university hotels) or a sock (purely a university/young person roommate thing, I guess) on a door handle indicates that the occupant is, um. Busy. You know.
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Yep! Once you know! But it's just opaque enough to cause scenes straight out of a farce, so hopefully the youth of today have figured out something better 😂
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The last campus hotel I stayed at had a double-sided hanger that said Studying and “Studying”. With the quotes.
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I want those wood security hangers for the kids. Break away instead of bend!
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