I’ll try to keep posting about my experience at Grinnell to a minimum until it’s over — as Ram Dass advised us, be here now — but the “Do Not Disturb” hanger at the college hotel is a small work of genius
A colleague of mine forgot to pack pants to take to a poetry reading. Ran to a store to buy some. Put them on, gave his reading. At the end, the MC walked up to him, said, "Sorry, but I can't resist," and pulled off his pantsleg one of those long adhesive things with waist and length printed on it.