Alexandra Petri: Kristi, darling, I understand COMPLETELY by Cruella DeVille wapo.st/4aebwz7

Kristi, darling, I understand COMPLETELY by Cruella DeVille wapo.st/4aebwz7

*DeVil oops wow

I continue to believe it is Disney who was wrong on this one

wait— “If you cavalierly kill a King Charles spaniel…”

Yep, that's the line that really made me grin

“And to make SURE the kids know she’s bad, we’ll call her Cruella DeVille!” “Nah, too subtle. Drop the ‘le’.”

BAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAGhagahbkb

This is some of your peak work. Just fantastic

I absolutely read that and heard Betty-Lou Gerson’s Cruella voice in my head. Brava!

The lady robot voice on the wapo site did a pretty good job with it.

This is the funniest, most on the nose thing you have ever written ❤️

This is particularly inspired.

Exactly what this timeline needed! 😁

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