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Patrick Sauer

@pjsauer.bsky.social

Writer of stuff. SAHD-Man. Montana then, Brooklyn now.

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[email protected] if you need me for anything scriberly
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Did you notice this Friday night? Too bad I didn’t know you were in town, but this is so perfect I almost don’t want to know anything more about it. Although am really intrigued if this a once a game thing or strictly a Jake Burger shade thing. CC @davidjroth.bsky.social
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On Friday night, the Mets mocked Jake Burger during his first at-bat. I got a chuckle out of it, but what was more entertaining was that was it. Every other player had a normal baseball stat. Well played, Mets.
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He was mine first, fancy French lad. You know he loves WOWSt. Probably quotes it on the hardwood.
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I have breaking news you can use @davidjroth.bsky.social. Billings has another major-league call up. You may remember his Dad Rodney for two reasons 1/3
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FIXED!
Today is as good a day as any to get your tickets and books early.
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Today is as good a day as any to get your tickets and books early.
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A gold medal hoops brewery of one’s own.
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Picking up the kid from camp tomorrow. The normally charming Callicoon Hills hotel is sold out with Phish Phuckers. 3-nights at Bethel. Not a praying man, but if you could spare a spiritual moment to help us get through this trying time…
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Forty years ago last month, the cinematic world met the Minnesota Kid. Oh no, let’s go. The reboot.
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Feel like this is Winne-The erasure. Although, cut him up and put him in a Hunny jar is obviously the conventional wisdom way to go.
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Lightning Crashing on Long Island
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Young Amish fella was so bored he didn’t even want to… Witness it
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SQUAWKIN’ SPORTS LIVE VII 9/26 7PM DSK Beer garden We will not be fucking around. And we will not going back. Join Frank Guridy, @davidjroth.bsky.social and @michaelwaters.bsky.social as we put the woke back in Kolsch. Tickets on sale soon. Clear the decks.
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Welcome to the Terroirdome
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The kid did a thing with her photo timer and I’m kinda blown away…
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My wife purchased this for her office and I had to share with someone.
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I’m too afraid to fact-check this because I absolutely want to believe future First Dude Doug was an 80s stone cold fox.* *that’s Reagan-era lingo, Z
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MARK YOUR CALENDAR SQUAWKIN’ SPORTS LIVE VIII A rare Tuesday night show 10/22, 7-9pm, DSK Beer Garden, Brooklyn NY. Tix on sale soon, gonna’ be a hot night for hoops with @davidjroth.bsky.social @howardmegdal.bsky.social and Mirin Fader. Clear the decks for this one.
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Tommy Lee too. It kinda tracks that the worst of 80s excess metal cats seem to loathe Trump from the inside out. But good on ‘em all for personal growth.
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Sunday morning ball Marine Park Brooklyn, U.S.A.
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It was cool of Oliver Stone to cast Tom Berenger as a Marine recruiting officer in Born on the Fourth of July. A little Sgt. Barnes Easter Egg for the ‘Nam multiverse.
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@davidjroth.bsky.social It seems that our Squawkin’ Sports benefactors have made a meme with you in mind.
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I miss the unity of the Ken Bone era.
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Don’t have to look it up to know Scutt Farkus and George C. Scott made movie history.