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Patrick Sauer

@pjsauer.bsky.social

Writer of stuff. SAHD-Man. Montana then, Brooklyn now.

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[email protected] if you need me for anything scriberly
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Dude even you must have a modicum of Caleb hope, no? Dude can ball.
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I spend time on it b/c it’s still way better for Sixers stuff but it is shocking how low rent it’s become. Like Nazis sure, makes sense, but a thing you attach to your nose to stop snoring that looks like a cheap Chuck E Cheese prize?
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The former insane asylum! Right. I spent a night at a sober retreat there once. (On accident) and it was the shining. My wife was terrified. Great town.
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I’ll look into it. Where did you got high school?
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6-man needs to represent.
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"Tim Walz is the kind of guy who will pull you out of a snowbank. I know this because Tim Walz has pulled me out of a snowbank." It's a pretty good pitch.
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As a fatty 53-year-old who went 1-15, 0-8 senior year!—as a tight end/special teams guy on the 1988-89 Billings {MT} Central Catholic High Rams all I can say is HELL FUCKING YEAH MY CHUBBY WHITE BROTHERS.
What is even happening right now
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Ruby Bridges mention, meaning it's time for our obligatory reminder that school desegregation pioneer Ruby Bridges is not yet 70 years old
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Older folks don’t have the insta-hate for a McKinsey alum. And I’m not sure if maybe he has moved beyond it. Without totally trusting it.
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They had no idea who I was is not landing the way he thinks it is.
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Short king dressed in sharp tie and shirt combo on the 4-train drinking a Voodoo Ranger and I want to hug him and call him Yoda so badly @davidjroth.bsky.social.
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sorry to just straight screenshot a tweet but
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Petition to replace hateful NYMag columnist Jonathan Chait with hot gay Mexican diplomat Jonathan Chait
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Did you notice this Friday night? Too bad I didn’t know you were in town, but this is so perfect I almost don’t want to know anything more about it. Although am really intrigued if this a once a game thing or strictly a Jake Burger shade thing. CC @davidjroth.bsky.social
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You can count on the kid for an updated pitch count. Solid work all around.
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Jubilation T Cornpone solid OnlyFans handle if Vance ends up needing a new gig.
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Assuming white American is just off the table then?
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You’ve probably read about Michael Oher’s quest to wrench his life back from the “The Blind Side” family but I tell you what, the party that comes off the WORST in this NYT article is Michael Lewis. www.nytimes.com/2024/08/18/m...
‘The Blind Side’ Made Him Famous. But He Has a Different Story to Tell.www.nytimes.com The football player Michael Oher believes his early life was misrepresented by the Oscar-winning movie and the book it was based on.
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On Friday night, the Mets mocked Jake Burger during his first at-bat. I got a chuckle out of it, but what was more entertaining was that was it. Every other player had a normal baseball stat. Well played, Mets.
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If JD Vance was really Appalachian he wouldn’t think grandmas are all post-menopausal
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@davidjroth.bsky.social @robertsilverman.bsky.social I regret to inform you but Jared Leto called his mom in to throw out the first pitch. It was adorable. LGM
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Fuck imma have to change my name to stay out the Paddy Wagon. Oh the irony.
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“See there are Wolves on Wall Street and that’s why women shouldn’t be working there. Animals smell blood.”