The Farmer Jones

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OG LeBron biographer. Slam Is Fam. Up the Fucking Toffees. We’re Are. Hug your kids, join a union, punch a fascist.

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Like the vast majority of 2016 and 2020 Sanders primary voters I find this pretty easy to imagine?

Wife and I doing some long overdue house cleaning and she just pulled this out of a box.

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Here's some fashy tears for your Sunday.

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just a friendly reminder i am still currently a free agent so if you’re in need of an experienced and passionate leader + editor + creative director + strategist + storyteller i am available and excited to chat

My town’s only Cybertruck passed me while I was out for a run today and I just instinctively flipped it off.

My first time experiencing an extra-innings minor league game in person in recent years. Initial thoughts: WHAT.

Jordan Pickford, that my goalkeeper

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Trump said “I know nothing about Project 2025. I have no idea who is behind it.” But Project 2025 is run by Trump's closest aides, raising concerns about cognitive fitness for a candidate who seems unable to recall those around him. donmoynihan.substack.com/p/troubling-...

Troubling Signs of Cognitive Decline as Trump Struggles to Recognize Closest Aidesdonmoynihan.substack.com "I know nothing about Project 2025" statement triggers new concerns about his fitness to serve

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*trent reznor voice*

update from brussels: dog on a horse

*trent reznor voice*

update from brussels: dog on a horse

Oh you waited until 12:15 a.m. on July 5 to shoot off your fireworks in a residential neighborhood? Hahaha that’s super cool. That’s awesome.

If Antifa was real they’d know where all these guys live and would have ______ _______ _________ by now.

As a side note, this is John McEntee, Trump's Director of White House Personnel and the primary architect of Project 2025. On Tik Tok he said he gives counterfeit bills to homeless people so they will be arrested when they go to spend them.

Just lost all respect for JP Dellacamera when he announced a Venezuela sub named Angel and put the emphasis on the second syllable.

Oh hell yes of course he scored from 40 yards out

Rooting for Venezuela to win the Copa out of respect for the 3 goals (in 18 months) Salomon Rondon scored for Everton.

Might be 8 goals in this game and at least 3 of them will be own goals

Here for an entirely unhinged Copa quarterfinal

Rooting for Venezuela to win the Copa out of respect for the 3 goals (in 18 months) Salomon Rondon scored for Everton.

But seriously other than the one weak-ass attempt from the Portuguese kid that’s about as impressive a collection of high-pressure PKs as you’re gonna see. France without Mbappe is still a lot of fun.

This is a fucking penalty clinic

Unstoppable from Earl Sweatshirt there (how do you say sweatshirt in French)

This is a fucking penalty clinic

Cristiano Ronalmaodo

Incredible photo choice

Sen. Mark R. Warner (D-Va.) is attempting to assemble a group of Democratic senators to ask Joe Biden to exit the presidential race, according to two people with direct knowledge of the effort.

Sen. Mark Warner seeks to assemble group of Democratic senators to ask Biden to exit racewww.washingtonpost.com Sen. Mark Warner (D-Va.) is attempting to assemble a group of Democratic senators to go to the White House on Monday and ask that Joe Biden exit the presidential race, according to two people with dir...

I love my father and I think he did the best he could for me but there has never been a point in our relationship where we could have knowledgeably discussed the "Not Like Us" video, as my son and I just did.

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it's so good I had to screenshot the whole thing

Friedersdorf

Slowly getting into this newer wave of shoegaze bands and just realizing I'm subconsciously holding it against them that I can mostly understand the lyrics.

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yes, we boiled the planet, but it was worth it to make a machine that, instead of adding two plus two, takes the statistical average of every answer to questions containing "what" "is" "two" and "plus" from a database of illegal cell phone transcripts and returns a fake nude pic of a high schooler

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a tweet you still think about

reskeet with a tweet you still think about

Sometimes he sits like this.

Not to sound dramatic, but as a white Gen Xer who lived in the city 20-plus years ago, this is the single worst thing the New York Times has ever published.

More than two decades after the Strokes led an indie rock renaissance in New York City, a Strokes cover band called the Brokes played a sold-out show at Arlene’s Grocery.

The Brokes Play the Strokes for an Adoring New York Crowdwww.nytimes.com A cover band from Toronto brings some 2000s nostalgia to the home city of their indie rock heroes.

To buddy who posted “Kendrick Ends Drake While Wearing Worst Nikes Ever,” I respect the hustle and also how many Nikes have you actually seen.