Simultaneously the most important election of your life with life and death consequences but *also* something to be treated like a kid's softball game where all that really matters is that we tried our best and had fun
Democracy may die *but* the important thing is the friends we made along the way
Fundraising spam screaming about the dire need to VOTE LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDED ON IT
but also *sits backwards on chair* whether we win or lose we always go out and get some ice cream afterwards
I genuinely hate this motherfucker but will burn my personal relationships to try and ensure his election and he can’t even give me the fucking courtesy of trying
To be fair, these are the platitudes you utter to a memory patient, to afford them pone last opportunity to reassemble the good years. Should we participate in the president's beta-amyloid fed delusion of what the presidency should be? I'll bet it's all an episode of Bonanza to him at this point.