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They give my spouse seizures. And for almost a decade, we had neighbors who, knowing about the seizures, set them off every year anyway. Every holiday, she had to stay in the basement in the dark because of them. Fuck fireworks.
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Fucking assholes. I'm sorry. Luckily nothing that serious here; just the dog getting a little upset. I'll see the burnt pile of spent fireworks tomorrow morning littering our street because they also don't clean up...
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Coworker's friend's son blew up his face and hand this weekend. They thought he might lose the hand. Kids, just leave fireworks to the pros
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And every year, the ERs deal with these needless injuries. Ridiculous
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July 5th has the highest rate of Orthopedic Surgery consults of the year.