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Sometimes I doubt your commitment to corn dogs. I will now commit seppuku - using a corn dog Thank you for your commitment 🫡 Not me, I'm something of a cornographer Cornography rarely gets the respect it deserves. My hat is off to you good sir dude it's weird you say this I have said this to myself. Like they're so good and I've had them like a DOZEN times in my life? gotta get it together The skeet really is a self-confrontation tbh *makes a corn dog appear with sleight of hand
HOW BOUT NOW?! Did you materialize enough corn dogs from the void for everyone? Yes straight up Mary Poppins bag of corn dogs over here Do you know how I got these wounds?!
(The stick was hot from the toaster oven) 
