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MyNameIsJeff🙋🏻‍♂️

@lacroixboi.lol

✨hanging on Sweeti Pi’s fridge!✨
tell my wife I mentioned her here. Dang, those are some bright ass thighs.

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cis•het•Supportive•CA sober 11yrs
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when i’m really high i do actually see that Snoopy is a beagle
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Goodnight. Thank you so much for everything 🤗
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The Inside Out characters in my head
the Inside Out characters in my head
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MOM: …and that’s why we decided to intervene. Your isolationist tendencies have us all very concerned. ME [putting on VR headset]:
thanks for coming over but yall gotta go home now so i can jerk off
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trying to return something to the marketplace of ideas but the shopkeeper flips over the "out to lunch" sign as soon as they see me coming
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Really thankful for all my body parts even the ones that could've been designed better like balls
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I don’t know all the words to any song, but I do know 35 percent of the words to many songs
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When I die, I’d like my bones to be played like a xylophone by a giant purple gorilla
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it's cold, it feels like independence day
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who up blurting “wait what are we talking about again” in the middle of a conversation?
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btw I'm off work for the rest of the month and am not going to be able to do much besides sit around. I am so sorry in advance about everything
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I’ll see your bunny and raise you a cat
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Going to see an 80s tribute band called The Spicolis tonight. Is this what being old feels like?
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It’s called CANnabis, not CANTabis.
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The inside out characters inside my head (oops! all anxiety)
the Inside Out characters in my head
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psst. hey buddy. wanna buy some serotonin? *opens one side of trenchcoat to reveal bird pictures*
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I only want more followers so the people I repost can feel acknowledged, seen and appreciated. Do your part.
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the case is on the fox
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and thats how its done, bunny lovers
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would you try a bite? recreational bud is recently legal in my state but we have no infrastructure to get it… & me being me i get turbo with the edibles, so
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gotta hang a sundress in front of this pussy silhouette
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Ho ho ho, looks like this hole has been closed.
You cannot challenge yourself
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they’re working on a bipartisan bill to give the statue of liberty huge honkers
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My current stats Class: poster Level: 14 Experience: 8853 Gold: 13 Flops: 8840