Queen Gwenevere: Lemme guess, somewhere in this article there’s a lot of covert hand-wringing about the lack of white babies?

Maybe cutting the metro desk instead of Megan McArdle's column wasn't such a brilliant move idk

From Dylan Byers of Puck News re: the scale of the Washington Post's business problems.

I mean with hard-hitting journalism investigating mysteries of life why are they losing subscribers?

Lemme guess, somewhere in this article there’s a lot of covert hand-wringing about the lack of white babies?

If we’re gonna kick out the brown hordes, someone born here is gonna have to wash dishes at TGI Fridays.