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Rachel Klein

@racheleklein.bsky.social

Ope!
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Cat got loose on our plane.
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Her owner had gone to the bathroom and everyone was passing her around u to she got back!
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This line reading changed my life.
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We’re staying at a hotel with a little pond and every night the ducks come and sleep on this little dock thingie and snore SO LOUDLY and I love them.
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They stopped snoring RIGHT as we walked up tonight so I couldn’t get video (it basically sounds like a cross between a very loud person snore and a goose honk) but look how they lined themselves up!
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This reads like a kink account.
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Unless he’s getting a crack team together to steal a new nominee from an otherwise impenetrable vegas casino I’m not sure we need his input…
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Losing my mind at this man *squints at screen* reporting a podcast to the manager???
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my mom driving me 5 miles north to take a dance class in the waspy neighborhood with the artisan cheese shop
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My husband is a hero and an ally for sitting at the table and watching me eat my pride cake even though he hates dessert (but loves his bisexual wife)
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Me getting ready at home: This is a pretty toned-down look actually. Me arriving at the party:
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If you don’t eat your Arby’s like this you are SUSPECT.
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I found it. The root of Gen Z Theater Kid insufferability.
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my husband asked me to make a spreadsheet
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me watching a movie based on a book: “I swear to fucking god if this content isn’t the same…”
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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss you’ll land among the stars!
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When I say the ocean is none of my business, this is what I mean.
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Oh sorry Faist. Anyway I think it might be this guy.
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Fun fact: Matt Damon’s character in Good Will Hunting was using an A.I. earpiece in the famous scene where he embarrassed that Harvard douchebag in the bar.
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When I see a post like this I’m reminded that there really are LEVELS to Whiteness.
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Mamma was like “Do not take a photo of my CHILDREN, you fucking paparazzi.”
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Gen X willfully misremembering our childhoods as more traumatizing than they were is getting SO embarrassing! Like, yes the challenger was fucked up and no our teachers weren’t just like “oh well on to math!” Everyone was upset & obsessed w/that event for MONTHS.
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when you’re the adhd spouse
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I know, I just wish he hadn’t underlined it SO hard??? lol