So Fogo de Chao has low key made it clear that 2 hours of the Churrasco Experience is all they are willing to provide me with, demanding I turn the little green card over to red.
"We drove around until 3 A.M. looking for another all-you-can-eat steakhouse."
"And when you couldn't find one?"
"We went to a slaughterhouse!" *sobs*
Do these sound like the actions of a badger who had "all he could eat?"
