So Fogo de Chao has low key made it clear that 2 hours of the Churrasco Experience is all they are willing to provide me with, demanding I turn the little green card over to red.
Went to a similar one in San Antonio (Chama Gaucha), and they seemed surprised someone whose body type can only be described as Paper Mario could have that green coaster for so long. Mama didn't raise no quitter.
The Rosemont location kind of put us off by waiting until after we racked up a $1000 tab to tell us they would not split the check or accept multiple payment cards. Luckily one guy took one for the team and got a lot of cc points in the process.
"We drove around until 3 A.M. looking for another all-you-can-eat steakhouse."
"And when you couldn't find one?"
"We went to a slaughterhouse!" *sobs*
Do these sound like the actions of a badger who had "all he could eat?"
I always forget Fogo de Chão has restaurants abroad and feel surprised when see gringos talking about eating there. I was about to ask you if you're in Brazil
I wish I could be a snob and say "Fogo de Chão is not even a good churrascaria, we have several better places in Brazil" but as a matter of fact it is one of the most amazing churrascarias here.
(though I don't know if the international ones are as good)
I had a wee slice of beef last week that made me cry a little. This is not hyperbole. All the meats were good, but whatever that was did honor to a cow.
They have GOT to do something about their beer situation though.
