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@redpandachris.bsky.social

ABDL, 33, red panda, Furry, CG, No minors, he/him, Cismale-genderfluid(more male then fluid but have moods)
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Yes he's the knife gay of that dynamic
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just explained it in a prior part of the Post, but Boozy once proposed there are 2 people in a gay dynamic. The quiet sweet one who doesn't cause any issues, and a gremlin who is obsessed with Knives, the knife gay.
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My wife and I both cook, but I'm obsessed with my cutlery collection and keep buying and keep getting lifted kitchen knives
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@boozybadger.bsky.social ever sense you mentioned the knife gay thing I am getting upset, because people keep gifting me knives and I keep getting excited over them, and I keep remembering it!
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Also for those who don't know knife gay. Boozy once proposed all gay relationships have 2 people. The calm sweet quiet one who doesn't cause issues and a gremlin who's obsessed with knives.
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what makes this fucking worse is this is on brand as to what I listen to when cooking for my music genre. So it hits doubly hard.
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I am the knife gay, my trans wife is the soft one. I hate how that's a queer dynamic!
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now 3rd dad type scrolls by this interaction and blushes by proxy, fun job.
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Sick photogen boyfriend being taken to geek squad
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Protogen accidentally downloads the wrong software, gets a new UI and can't fix it because the settings are screwed up and made hard to fix because of the virus.
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high passing out thoughts. Can you imagine if Protogens were designed between windows and Apple, and how fucking horrible their lives would be.
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Like imagine a protogen waking up, long tired night, good nights sleep, waking up to get a windows update, has to choose between being offline for the next hour and go back to sleep, or deal with tethering all day until updates.
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I heard there was a rona outbreak at AC, a bunch of my friends who went just started warning everyone they tested positive.
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"pretends" "to be" are code for "I am a murderous cryptid to scare my friends"
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I hate my luck with timing. Watching abbot elementary while scrolling and scroll past this as the principal goes "Amelia Bedalia? who wants to read a book about a woman who can't follow instructions"
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I legit pause scrolling to open a bag of potato chips then look up to see this omfg.
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again. I demand all games have a sub category in speedrunning for accessibility controllers, because that shit looks impressive to use and want to have that be a category to watch.
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Dear body: STOP FUCKING PEEING! I am tired of peeing around 9 liters a fucking day, thank you.
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everytime I see bullshit like this I always like to Mention Christy Brown. A lower lower Class Irishman who was totally paralyzed head to toe and had almost no motor function but his left foot, who learned to paint and became one of the most famous painters in the world.
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I went crazy today, here's the result.
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actually I can field this. Former Psyche Major. It's the whole feeling isolated by people in their life blocking them from doing stuff, ergo they need to build spaces where they need to be the biggest bad. Boomers and X had a bad way of explaining why something can't be done instead of the skills.
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Look at how AI bros using "skill" as "gatekeeping" for art as an argument and it starts to show the mentality. They think that being told "you need to build the skill" means it applies to anything and everything and they want to gatekeep games.
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I'm in total agreement, when I heard about Xbox Accessibility controllers I went down a fucking rabbit hole on them, because it was the most badass thing I ever saw, and I don't even need them. and I was like "imagine speed runners using their shit as a challenge" because how cool they were.
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And yet I'm the one made fun of by gamers for playing stardew and pws
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I'm a fucking furry lover, and I live by being the most popular person in a sea of losers makes you the biggest loser, so I don't get why they want to be a neet wasting life on a hard game, instead of enjoying something(games can be enjoyable fun and not a superiority complex they have)
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Also wouldn't accessibility options just allow you to play a game, where, if these guys prefer pro strat superiority need to be ultra Chad, wouldnt, by their logic, player assist be an accessibility feature?
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quick give him mouth to dick resuscitation.
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"Don't have specially made roads for the blind" the bumps at where the sidewalk meet the road are made for people with canes to feel where to wait to cross, crossing signs beep, as tech grows we give more accessibility in the real world to everyone as we can. games should be accessible!
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Also, isn't fucking ER solo? So what does it fucking matter having accessibility fucking options, it wouldn't fucking impact at fucking all ANYONE playing it other then letting more people fucking play it!