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biden should order the justices' houses seized via eminent domain
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seize alito's and put up a pride flag
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order gsa to sell acb's to the church of satan
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Nah, the Satanists will just turn it into a community center or something boring. You want to piss her kind of Catholic off, give it to the Franciscans.
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tell yellen to stop paying the scotus electric bill. there’s no cameras in the courtroom anyway, they can use candles
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“y’all said you wanted originalism?”
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No computers or even typewriters. If quills and ink were good enough for John Marshall, they're good enough for these six clowns.
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No indoor plumbing. It wasn’t in the founders vision.
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Lack of air conditioning would be brutal this time of year.
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The Smithsonian Zoo has designated the chambers of the Supreme Court as the new elephant shit storage facility
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Like if the President has unlimited Power then that enables unlimited Pettiness. Biden should order the Marine Corps Band to practice outside of John Roberts bedroom window in the middle of the night.
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As an Army Bandsman I have been ordered by the President to follow Clarence Thomas around with a Tuba.
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order the fcc to mandate the phillies can only play on bbc 2
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turn roberts's house into a black history museum
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shit, turn thomas' house into a reparations application location. or, you know, a civil rights museum.
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The Department of Energy has designated Samuel Alito’s beach house as a nuclear waste storage facility