Guidance for US people trying to understand the UK election results later:
Tories under 150 seats: LOL
Tories under 120 seats: LMAO
Tories under 100 seats: ROFL
We don’t appreciate being threatened with equally rapacious attempts at genocide, as a rule. Maybe vote for a tolerable Labour candidate or an ethically acceptable left party, like most of your countrymen, and then go bother UK subjects with power over LP about it?