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the rainforest cafe won’t be authentic enough for me if they don’t bulldoze 40% of the restaurant while i’m there.
Maybe murder a couple activists.
....and indigenous peoples!
Set on fire for extra authenticity
*smells smoke* "Are they burning something in the kitchen?" "Yes, the kitchen."
And only offer beef or soybeans.
Total rando here, but that sounds exactly like the kind of thing they do here in Australia or possibly Brazil.
You show up and it's just canola seed fields
That makes a lot of sense lol.
can I get extra palm oil on my fries?.. and make sure it's the good stuff.. *grabs waiter by the vest and pulls him close for a whisper* -you know.. the stuff that grew where a village used to be
The capitalists went and bulldozed my childhood rainforest cafe already
always them fucking capitalists!!!
This is hilarious and sad at the same time.
You can play along by chaining yourself to the bulldozer while screaming "save the trees". I bet you'll get a free dessert.
Then ranchers come in and start grazing cattle on the 40% so they can be slaughtered for the burger joint next door.
ALSO if you pay extra you can make a monkey go extinct
