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a leopard cannot change its stripes
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jd Vance looks like a kid who only eats buttered noodles
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they're a solid 4 but they still reference Cowboy Bebop
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JD Vance is what happens when a McRib goes to Yale
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The last time I watched the Home Run Derby the winner was Justin Morneau it was pretty awesome. #MLB
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Congratulations to Bluesky on reaching 6 million accounts and 26 active users!
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OK I've already moved on. 🤷‍♀️
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rip to the people who died but im gonna make fun of donald trump for this until he executes me for treason
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October 2020: Trump defends plot to murder Gov. Whitmer January 2021: Trump sends mob to kill his own VP and members of Congress November 2023: Trump cheers attempted assassination of Nancy Pelosi March 2024: Trump posts video depicting abduction of Joe Biden
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Looks like I picked the wrong year to quit kombucha
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drank 8oz of apple juice before bed then slept 11 hours. follow me for more tips that probably don’t transfer
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@ age 20 I wrote a seven-page essay on the Hermann Hesse masterpiece "Steppenwolf" when all I really needed to type out was "Hey hey, what? Get laid, get fucked."
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I think Clooney just doesn't want to meet me when I win that Act Blue drawing.
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Not only is the perfect the enemy if the good, it is hell bent on torturing and killing the good.
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"What that mouth do?" Me: idk, probably hurt your feelings
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I am just "manly" enough to tell a hack saw from a wood saw.
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one time I was walking in lower Manhattan and a guy stopped at a light asked me if I knew where Laight Street was and I said no and he said “well can you take a fucking guess” and I’ve been thinking about that ever since
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"Beryl" is the type of elf-stone that Glorfindel intentionally drops on the bridge over the Hoarwell after he'd driven off the Nazgûl that had been posted there. I totally missed my big opportunity last week to impress everyone with that vitally important info.
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Sending an apology using dots and dashes is re-morse code
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An actual food fight would be remembered as one of the most horrible five minutes of your entire life.
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That post you deleted was actually my favorite, bro. You gotta believe in yourself, dawg.
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The most alpha thing a man can do is break a brick by hitting it with his limp dick
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I finally started watching season two of Northern Exposure and only made it about ten minutes in; I think I just don't like television shows anymore. 🫎 🚫
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skinless hotdogs (bone-in)
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Two things can be true: 1. Shooting fireworks in town is rude 2. I don't give a fuck about your stupid dogs