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This reminds me of the joke about three engineers arguing about what kind of engineer god is. The first argues that god is a mechanical engineer: "Look at wrists and ankles! Those are amazing joints! God must be a mechanical engineer." /1
there's Iranian jokes about how dumb clergymen are - one visited a factory and saw a convoluted mass of pipes connecting two machines and asked why they didnt just use a straight pipe. "it's to cool the fluid first: they said. 1/
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The second says, "No, god is a process engineer. Look at the heart and lungs, what they do is amazing. It's all about moving energy and oxygen through the system. Beautiful." /2
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The third shakes her head. "Oh no," she says. "God is a civil engineer. No-one else would put waste pipes through a playground." /end
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Oh daaaamn that's a good one :)