DC Pierson

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Actor, author, comedian. A good one, even.

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Bakers, today Prue and Paul would like you to make me some clothes

there is LITERALLY no funnier prop in tv history than the S1 X FILES drawing of The Jersey Devil

Time to credulously report this heart-song from Mr. Honesty

The ramped-up hits on Project 2025 must be landing — Trump just shoved it right in front of the bus

I’m not the stepdad, I’m the dad who stepped in a pit disguised with branches and leaves by my uncountable stepchildren, whose laughter draws closer as night falls

4th of July is the perfect night to steal fireworks noises from the sound factory. No one will hear anything out of the ordinary

Is this an Edward Gorey character

Penny Mordaunt has lost her seat. Wonderful. 🎉

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spy vs spy redux (2023)

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reskeet with a tweet you still think about

What you get offered in the men’s room at the LSU game

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the stars on the american flag represent the number of movies Samuel L Jackson did in 2004

Redwall-ass notification

Do not cite the old magic to me, Witch. I was there when Starbucks gave out iTunes downloads on little cards

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boy, i gotta tell you, as an american, i’m getting real sick of seeing “6-3” on things that will dictate the way i experience the rest of my life.

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here's a quick tour of the studio setup i use whenever i'm a third-wheel podcast guest. this is the onboard mic on my laptop. over here is the chair i sit in that's eight feet away. here's the router still using 2013 firmware that puts me on a 3-second delay and makes me step on everyone's jokes

Your inner child only wants one thing, and it’s to draw an impossibly intricate city on the back of a study guide

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ahh thinking about movies like Sorcerer and Thief and scenes of just showing a guy doing a task with his hands with no dialogue, scored by Tangerine Dream...

Politics aside, can we all agree these are the only acceptable jobs for an 81 year old: 1) operating a night-market food stall their son does not want to take over so it will die when they do 2) making the films of Martin Scorsese

@tedleo.bsky.social of New Jersey: I came up with a song about the juice that makes you explode, and also about friendship and memory and the passage of time

Chartreuse monks of France: we will distill the world's finest herbal liqueur Trappist monks of Belgium: we will brew the world's greatest beer Benedictine monks of England: we came up with a juice that makes you explode

Ted Leo - Bottle of Buckieyoutu.be Couldn't find a good album version of this on the 'tube - and it's a really great song - so I thought I'd upload one. Of course, I own no rights, and whoever...

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“You have the morals of an alley cat,” is like something you sing about the Grinch.

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Inspiring: This Machine Transforms 300 Gallons Of Clean Water And Three Days’ Worth Of Electricity Into A Single Photo Of Joe Biden With 27 Fingers And Gorilla Breasts

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Huge win--congrats to everyone who fought for it

After months of public outcry and pressure from the City Council, New York City’s libraries are poised to have their budgets fully restored so that branches may resume seven-day-a-week service, including Sundays. gothamist.com/news/nyc-lib...

NYC libraries to get budget funding back — and reopen on Sundaysgothamist.com In November, the mayor's budget cuts forced libraries to close on Sundays. The issue has been a thorn in his side ever since.

We once briefly convinced my friend’s brother that Duane Reade was instituting something called “The Duane Zone” where it basically turned into a singles bar for an hour each day, complete with sexy music and lighting

same! old school duane reades were great

This piece rules

Adding "the Walter De Maria estate agreed to let me use an image of the Earth Room in my post about how much I like the Earth Room" to my list of things that I feel proud of but have no idea how I could ever brag about. (This is a gift link, non-subscribers can read it) defector.com/the-city-liv...

The City Lives In The Earth Room | Defectordefector.com Every few months, when the spirit moves us or just when we find ourselves in the neighborhood, we like to go visit the dirt. Sometimes this doesn’t work—if the person that sits behind the desk is taki...

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Martin Short digging up Jiminy Glick the morning after that Slate article ran

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Ooh I can’t right now, I’m unlocking amazing savings

There are only five types of plot and this is one of them

It is the sign of a true character actor that I have never heard of this movie and am sure this is true

Hedaya deserves a hell yeah from America. I still love his turn as a squirrelly, but in the end decent, paparazzo in Smoky Mountain Christmas.

Today I learned Dan Hedaya is on Instagram quietly painting his ass off

Thus did Mueller Time make legal eagles of us all

i'm following an awful lot of lawyers on social media for someone who isn't a lawyer or law student or judge or criminal or anything

Lotta bodega cats getting superpowers tonight

new york, this storm is all lightning