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I don't know why people keep saying that Twitter has become appreciably worse in the last year or two, now whenever I post I am instantly entreated by dozens of beautiful women practically throwing themselves at me, presumably for how good my posts are
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Never before has pussy been so easily found in the bio
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Never before have I recognised the hollow comedy of bots with a 'bio', through which they offer body parts
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Once the black market for organs transplants kicks off this could be a good revenue stream for old man Elon.
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you must be talking about my friends Heather, Laurel, Anja, and Siobhan
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I know right! Just like how the waitress at Hooters is really into me!
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Not only that, but since they only have 0-5 followers I obviously have their full attention!
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True. I mean, look at how much these people want to help when you get scammed for your crypto/nfts! Blue checkmarks, so it's gotta be legit, right?
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Side note: I never realised nft bots were still roaming that site, considering how dead nfts are.
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the bots have gone rogue with no one left to oversee them
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the locals call these beings 'egirls'
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And most of them are crypto/ financial gurus that love to share info with you in your DMs while wearing little to no clothing. It's a win, win, WIN!