About a year before that "most dark chocolate is contaminated with dangerous levels of lead" story came out, I purchased and consumed about a 1.5 lbs from one of the brands identified. They were offering a discount on their bags of "broken bars", and it seemed like a great deal at the time.
Why why WHY am I suddenly getting flashbacks of a certain German Affectionate Parody of worker safety videos
(Those of you who have seen aforementioned Affectionate Parody know EXACTLY what I mean, and the rest of you need introduced to Forklift Driver Klaus, just sayin')
