Slurp Juice Magnate 🧃

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Factotum. Dong lover.

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*shoots a hot dog out of a bun like a blow dart*

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easy to chalk the stuff in france up to some vague platitude about ~voting~ but it feels to me like more proof that you have to give people something to vote FOR, and that socialism remains better equipped to beat fascism than liberalism does! just one gal’s opinion

Amplifying my Sunday scaries. pitchfork.com/reviews/albu...

Stars of the Lid: The Tired Sounds of...pitchfork.com Brian McBride and Adam Wiltzie of Stars of the Lid have traveled far in the six years since their debut ...

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Ken Klip going full Glenn “the far right are my friends” Greenwald

Feeding a blind girl grapes seems harmless enough.

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Joe Biden has no ass whatsoever and maybe that’s what’s been holding him back as a candidate. Somebody better get that man some ass shots or a BBL before he hits the campaign trail this season.

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heartbreaking. this was probably my favorite part of visiting Seattle. Now instead of being accessible to people it'll all be parted out to rich people's collections. www.xda-developers.com/living-compu...

The Living Computers Museum in Seattle is closing down, and it'll auction off 150 pieces of history for charitywww.xda-developers.com The Living Computers Museum's auctions will contain some amazing items, such as a signed letter from Einstein and Bill Gates's first PC.

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Deja Vu (But Worse) - Biden vs. Trump ft. "Weird Al" Yankovicyoutu.be It's bad out there. It looks a lot like last time, but it's worse. Even worse. The track and other goodies- https://www.patreon.com/gregorybrothers Other places to find us: https://twitter.com/gregorybrothers https://tiktok.com/@schmoyoho https://facebook.com/gregorybrothers https://instagram.com/gregorybrothers

Biden forgot to refresh his Baldachin’s Blessing.

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DNC Rush To Fit Kamala Harris With Presidential Veneers

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Trump Uses Rebuttal To Pepper Spray Bidenwww.theonion.com The Onion brings you all of the latest news, stories, photos, videos and more from America's finest news source.

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This morning my dog and I spooked a family of turkeys and I got to see half a dozen little turkey poults fly into the trees.

Dog is being picky after I made him sick with something he’s allergic too. So today I pretended to add treats a bunch of times to his dog food until he ate it. I’m going to hell for deceiving my angel but he cannot subsist on Just Food For Dogs Just Pork treats.

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video games used to be named stuff like 'aero the acro-bat' and 'greendog the beached surfed dude' but now they don't do that any more so you have to buy the game to find out what the guy in it is called.

These scammer torturing videos are the absolute best. youtu.be/YWUDK5G2L8o

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The cyber truck looks like an ice maker that gives you legionnaires' disease

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oh to be a dog being fed dumplings

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New injection is 100% successful at preventing HIVwww.cnbc.com

I want to buy the rights to Altered Beast and turn it into a furry dating sim / beat em up.

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Nationalize Boeing. It is the right thing to do of course and it is also the most humane way to put the executives out of their misery however I am open to other suggestions in that area as well

NASA astronauts stuck in space after Boeing Starliner issueswww.chron.com Faulty thrusters and helium leaks have plagued the aircraft, though officials believe there's no danger to the Americans taking it home.

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eventually every big company just becomes a consultancy vehicle to find ways to charge more money for shittier products & worse services; while everyone notices this when it’s google or hbo or target, everyone really, really notices it when it’s airliners & rockets

Nationalize Boeing. It is the right thing to do of course and it is also the most humane way to put the executives out of their misery however I am open to other suggestions in that area as well

They keep trying to make this incompetent moron happen. It’s not going to happen.

A recent column in the Washington Post argues Biden should replace Harris on the ticket with Hillary Clinton. @robrousseau.bsky.social and I discuss: www.insurgentspod.com/p/ep-287-hil...

Ep. 287: Hillary for VP?www.insurgentspod.com A Washington Post columnist argues Biden should replace Harris with Clinton.

Shadow of the Erdtree purchased. Gonna be getting my booty tarnished all weekend.

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Another guy who tried desperately to be Elon Musk, but only managed to exploit a bunch of desperate people, blow >$100m in venture funding, be banned from student lending by the CFPB, and get sued into apparent poverty. Musk's impunity creates more of these stories every day.

fantastic read. www.sandofsky.com/lambda-school/

Fast Crimes at Lambda Schoolwww.sandofsky.com Two days after his company's downfall, Austen Allred wrote: I wish people could see how ugly it is to be envious, and how obvious it is to those around you when that's what's happening. There's not ...

I love these sites that ask me to enable ads like I didn't disable them for a reason.

Man who has been bankrupt several times has some opinions on debt forgiveness.

Yeah, this seems worth avoiding.

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Hawley is mostly awful, this is just a really good line of questioning toward the Boeing CEO: youtu.be/VzP-7nrYHNs

Boeing CEO Get GRILLED In Senate Hearingyoutu.be Senator Josh Hawley pressed Boeing CEO David Calhoun in a Senate hearing on June 18, 2024 over the company's safety record, Boeing whistleblowers and Calhoun's salary. The Insurgents is a podcast hosted by Jordan Uhl and Rob Rousseau. You can subscribe to the show here: insurgentspod.com Also available on: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3bR1EKv7ttZsB8PMUeodB2?si=c33ce490263d4549 Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-insurgents/id1497590259 #boeing #ceo #congress #political #politcs #news #senate #podcast #liberal #conservative #maga #trump #biden