Rp2D2

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Wine lover, Event goddess, Disney fanatic, Texan in my soul, and College Football devotee. Trust me, I’m not worth a follow.

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The fucking mental Olympics these idiots go through to rationalize their bullshit never ceases to amaze me.

Hey let's check in on Twitter....nope nope nope nope

Ate lunch late and only had a short window between calls so I horked it down and now it’s dark and rainy so I’m really wishing this conference call was a nap.

Y’all can have your political discourse nonsense. I’m going to go to karaoke with my BFF and drink wine and sing songs and hopefully not get booed off stage.

Skinny boi

Me to my friend: Oh yay! It’s starting to cool off! Her: Yeah and the wind is picking up! Both realizing at the same time: Oh fuck we gotta run back to the hotel.

Best band at Disney!

The bromance of the Boston asshole meeting the Bills asshole CANNOT be understated. They’ve been asked to keep the volume to a minimum 3 times.

An absolutely psychopathic couple just asked to sit outside in this weather.

Someone out here doing the lord’s work in TLH.

I very much feel this. I am not a good loser.

UPDATE: “I DO NOT LIKE LOSING,” SAYS WIFE, WHOSE LOSS IS NOW INEVITABLE

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If you're in the healing professions and think DeSantis is worthy enough not only of support, but to create something for, then I only wish the ghost of Hippocrates visits you at your office and whips your ass with some willow switches.

It’s important to acknowledge your fails. Today I made risotto that was so overcooked and bland, it would be at home in a retirement center cafeteria.

We need a new phrase for excessive sweating other than “like a whore in church”. Insurrectionist in Court? Cybertruck owner in a downpour? I know y’all have better.

Ghost pepper for the win (or loss as we may find out later)

I’ve had multiple meetings this morning get cancelled right after the 15 minute Outlook notification pops up and it seems like no one else wants to work today either.

I have never wanted to “not tomorrow” than tomorrow. T&Ps

Had a weird dream that I met @sirbigspuresquire.bsky.social and he was actually Gene Shalit. I was like “Are you just gaslighting all of us on Bluesky with the lack of cultural knowledge?!” And he said that no, he had faked it for years on TV and never actually saw any of the movies he reviewed.

Georgia fans 🤝 bourbon bros. Friend found this in Alpharetta at McFarland wine & spirits.

Can’t recall whom on the timeline was asking about the oil solidifiers for frying. Made fried okra tonight and used the FryAway packet to clean up and oh my lord it was the easiest cleanup ever!! Will definitely use it when I don’t have an easy disposal vessel for the oil. Took the sediment and all!

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Being sober on a plane is like kissing dudes — absolutely fine for other people, but not my taste.

Drop the most powerful image in your gallery with zero explanation.

drop the most powerful image in your gallery with zero explanation

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Y'all, Michigan is holding a competition for new voting stickers where you don't have to be a resident to vote and I NEED THIS ONE TO WIN LIKE I NEED TO BREATHE. Please go vote for it and spread this around. www.wxyz.com/news/voting-...

Favorite black and white movie

Favorite Black And White movie

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I need the Dems’ fundraising texts to not be so fucking long. This isn’t a CVS receipt.

For those of you who don’t have @twesq.bsky.social’s jerky in your life, I pity your sad beef-less existence.

I didn’t call you a cocksucker, I said it was a cocksucking call.

So @rp2d2.bsky.social said my outfit today "gave off dirt bag vibes" all because I wore jeans, Ferragamo's, a white French cuff shirt with 2 buttons undone, and a tasteful cufflink/watch combo. I do look like a sketch real estate developer though, so I guess hang out with enough....

Fought for my right to the middle of the bed as the alpha. Still getting 6 inches of bed.

Basically been in bed all weekend and while I love that the dogs want to cuddle, I do wish they’d leave me more than 6inches of bed

Throwing shade on my husband I almost typed “MBA Draft” and I can’t think of anything worse unless to draft.

Been away from my kitchen for over 2 weeks and counting. Also been bingeing cooking/baking shows. As soon I get a negative test, it’s going to get REAL.