SadFerengi ☭

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Telling people who drive Teslas I like their Camry.

What did SCOTUS do now? 😡

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In a highly DRAMATIC move, Chuchi BOLTED out as his people left to catch a plane to move across the country. Chuchi is safe but about to be homeless. Can anyone care for Chuchi for just 3 short weeks til his people fly back to rescue him? [San Francisco Bay Area/E. Bay] @darthbluesky.bsky.social

I hate everything and I wanna go home

Does everything have to suck? Everything?

Got a bad performance review and I feel like a worthless piece of shit

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Wanna gently look at moths under a microscope, listen for some bats above, and tell a beetle they're doing a good job, SUCH a good job? You should come to moth night. Only half the spots are left and I just opened a third date (July 27th) so get on it! givebutter.com/PC0VZX

The Füm I have seems to be helping me kick vaping. Yay

Clean butt, clean heart

My brother got me a Füm. Hopefully will help me stop vaping.

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Burned my ass on one of those stone benches

I had to go inside the store tonight and it drained my life force

Remember: Cake exists and Reagan is still dead

I have 32 rats in my purse. Got big plans with 32 rats.

Driving makes me so cranky. Everyone should have to stay home when I drive.

What if I just melted cheese in the microwave and ate that with pepperonchinis for dinner?

Mailed a certified letter and it was so hard 😭

First tomato sandwich of the summer 🍅 🍞 😋

You ever dip French fries in hummus?

Having a damn panic attack!

Why does everything have to be so hard?

Nothing like a wave of nausea out of nowhere 🤢

Ate Tex-Mex for lunch and I’ll be sleepy and farty the rest of the day. Let’s hope I can clamp them down.

Garlic bread for dinner, a win for sure

Brainstorming professional ways to say “This is stupid”.’

In my nightgown as is my custom

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First portrait of King since coronation unveiled

First portrait of King since coronation unveiledwww.bbc.co.uk Queen Camilla is said to have looked at the painting and told the artist: "Yes, you've got him."

The new portrait of Charles looks like a corny painting from a farty Lifetime movie about past lives.

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Still desperate 😅😭