Sam-I-Am (they/any)

@sam.beleriand.social

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dilettante, disaster, dickhead

Bri'ish. Wait, no, don't blo......

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Spot the difference

*Bombadil has entered the chat*

Had such a bougie ice lolly, one bite and I wanted to vote Conservative

CUNT

Bombadil is currently trying to will himself through the window, he is ANGRY the birds are MOCKING HIM

My spices all jumped out at me again, it might be time to start checking Best Before dates (not pictured: my overflow spice/sauce cupboard)

"But whyyyy can't I chew your feet?"

The absolute correct amount of English mustard to put on a gammon steak

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Also: nice

Obliterated. You love to see it.

Can he just not

Shameful. We need to do something, how can so many people just not bother?

This is why

Bombadil has decided jumping is overrated actually and that he is the smortest orange boy

Should have bought a climbing frame, we appear to have adopted a monkey disguised as a cat

So @quantick.bsky.social has always been a clueless twunt.

Bombadil says get out and vote today, or at the very least draw something crude on your ballot paper.

My 'free with Weetabix vouchers, definitely do not plant on a north facing wall' passion flower is flourishing for the 20th year, despite being on a northish facing wall and my complete lack of gardening skills.

Bombadil aka Barliman Butterpurr will take it once he's finished his nap. Maybe.

Butterbur can’t find anyone willing to travel to the Shire today to deliver Gandalf’s letter to Frodo.

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Bombadil is a huge fan of Paul Dinning's channel, has been since he was tiny

I think we all need to look at pangolins, 10/10 top distraction right now. (Photo from www.rainforesttrust.org/our-impact/r...)

Somebody tell Bombadil please

Contacted a friend who rescues angry feral cats, she recommended this hand gesture, which they call the Llama of Friendship It may mimic non-threatening inquisitive cat ears, but regardless of the mechanism I have learned I will not be attacked as long as one hand is llama-shaped

#ProofOfCat the handsomest boy ever

Got this in change once, been improving Her Maj on banknotes ever since

TIL the Bank of Canada once had to ask ppl to stop Spocking Fives. I, otoh, would like to request that y’all keep it up.

"Can you point out the one who stole your cheese from this lineup?" @darthbluesky.bsky.social

Nobody is safe from The Black Whisker *muahahaha*

At least the lucozade box looks happy

Morning all #caturday

do we still not have video? use your imagination, does Bombadil make it to the top of his tree or does he fall like an idiot orange cat?

Anyway here's the content you've been missing, he's growing up fast!