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Sam-I-Am (they/any)

@sam.beleriand.social

dilettante, disaster, dickhead

Bri'ish. Wait, no, don't blo......
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Nobody warned me just how much kittens eat. 120 tins of wet food and a 500g bag of dry food EVERY FOUR WEEKS.
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you think she stuck the candle directly into the bunghole or?
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Cat, expected behaviour, bug report closed
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All this time I thought the dick sucking factory was a joke but it’s real and my friend works there
Our lab is getting new simulation manikins (for some reason this is a different word than mannequin, which is weird to me) and they are nightmare fuel, if this screenshot from the tutorial they sent over is any indication
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While you're shopping for bargains on Amazon Prime Day, my little independent, no-kill shelter for elderly, disabled and down-on-their-luck cats and kittens would hugely appreciate some of the things on our wishlist. Thank you for considering us 😽❤️ www.amazon.co.uk/hz/wishlist/...
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I *almost* used that hashtag on Instagram, luckily I checked first because wow so many Rittenhouse supporters…
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Kyle was always the coolest one in the band anyway
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One of my favorite things about skunks is that the scientific name for them is Mephitis mephitis mephitis, meaning “stinky stinky stinky”
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13yo and I are amusing ourselves at breakfast by looking up “raccoon” on google translate and seeing how many languages were like “yup, that’s a bear doing its laundry” - German: Waschbär (washbear) - Danish: vaskebjørn (wash bear) - Bulgarian: миеща мечка (washing machine bear)
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Hah, finally free of the 'New Account' label stank
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My social media fuse is getting shorter and shorter. I think I just miss the phpBB days, I don't need to be social with millions of people around the world just give me a tiny bubble of like-minded freaks and an off-topic section, and mods that take no shit.
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I have, yes, I hope at least someone reading might learn something.
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It's an opinion, as far as I can tell. I have two 20-somethings myself, one at home and one moved away, plus I hear about what their peers think and do, and yes some people definitely sponge off their doting parents.
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We now have rooks, jackdaws, starlings, pigeons, blackbirds, and assorted thrushes/sparrows fighting over the copious amounts of food my neighbour puts out. The dawn chorus has reached a real crescendo, and the squabbling is quite something.
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Nicking this one, should be useful here
You crude mouthful of demented rubbish
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Why don't you just fuck off… and have some lunch
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Yes, hospitality can be shite. Why not start your own thread on that rather than jumping in on Col having a quick vent?
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Speaking as someone who uses they pronouns, you did *not* just use 'dudes' to refer to trans women?! Yes, I used to think it was an ok catch-all, but it absolutely isn't and I have learned and it REEKS of transphobia
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(I'm probably being way too generous here, but then others have been generous with me)
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I'd argue (from a lowbie POV) it's difficult because if you set the number of likes too high, all you see are replies to/from large accounts. Meaning we see more of the Discourse, which potentially drives bad behaviour.
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We may not see the toxic replies, but we see the replies to those replies and BOOM. Same difference.
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Threading here is awful, I've now seen your reply on proportional visibility based on account size and yes, that'd be a good start!
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You stale heap of malevolent vulture gizzards