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are you there God? It’s me, your cousin…Marvin. Marvin God!
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You know that secret chord you’re lookin’ for? Well listen to this!
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*Runs in, out of breath* You *pant* know *gasp* that secret...aw, damn it! *passes out*
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Microsoft? It’s me, your cousin … Marvin. Marvin Windows!
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Hey, now that we're talkin'... you ever heard of this thing called "Herbalife?"
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Labeled by Bluesky Moderation Service
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The young people will not understand this joke because of woke
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You know that heavens and the Earth and the sun and the plants and the animals you were looking for? Listen to this!
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You’ve done well for yourself, eh? Dropped the “Seymour” I see.