bf has been playing Zelda and narrating/commenting (to me? To no one?) as Link but with a Cockney accent. This morning his alarm went off and he rolls over and says in my face “ELLO LOVE WHAT A PRETTY LITTLE THING” dudes rock
I don’t care for hairless cat owners. Dont wish ill on the cats but I think there’s something wrong with wanting a walking ball sack to live in your house
this morning I very boldly set out to do an MC Escher 500 piece puzzle and after several hours of brute force I’ve managed to get the frame of the outside pieces 👍🏻
Every 15ms, we count up all the 0s and 1s on your computer, then save that number on our server. If your computer ever gets wiped out, we simply send you all the 0s and 1s back, and you can put them back in order to restore your computer.
guy 1 (basically just about to ask other guy if he wants to come to his bbq): got any plans tonight?
guy 2: yes - I am going to go online where I have been pretending to be taylor swift talking about computer network stuff for 10 years to scold people about voting.
guy 1: I am not having a bbq
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without #information we would be #lost. share this if you believe in staying apprised. or if you have a metal plate in your skull that tells you which direction to walk in!
do people who jack off to ai girls not realize that they are being hijacked by the machine. they are tricking your reptile brain like those beetles that fuck glass bottles bro
