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When you’re old and you just don’t give a damn anymore. these days Keith (age 14) is either tiptoeing through the stove grates or jumping into the refrigerator, wtf Keith! Have you considered the possibility that your cat is a Targaryen? I've got one of those!
Selective hearing too. Can't even hear me yell at him, but if I open the pantry door...*right there*
I excuse a lot at 19. 
