Molly Knight: Thrilled to know we got water in the woke wars.

Thrilled to know we got water in the woke wars.

got it, avoiding heat stroke is doing critical race theory. mission understood 🫡

And apparently if they don't show up on his field he'll stop believing in work and become woke. He's clearly a masterful wordsmith. I'm sure that's because he doesn't use pronouns, those filthy nasty grammatical things.

C'mon natural selection, don't let us down now. And don't bungle it this time like you did with COVID-19.

Coach doesn't mean HE'S not going to drink water or whatever while yelling at the football players, he just means he's going to force THEM to practice in unsafe conditions, even aside from the safety issues of football and concussions.

Yeah but nobody ever dies from that, didn't you read?

pouring one out for coach's lawyer when coach gets sued over one of his kids dying of heat stroke and they find this post

One person’s shit post is another person’s “evidence”

They don’t believe in evolution and survival of the fittest unless it football season.

If his district has a union start pouring shots for his rep.

Texas only sorta has teachers unions. patriciajdavis.medium.com/texas-doesnt...

Texas doesn’t have ‘unions’ for teachers.patriciajdavis.medium.com Texas doesn’t have ‘unions’ for teachers. We have associations or organizations. They collect ‘dues’ so they can lobby on our behalf, but they cannot call for a strike or negotiate salaries…

Yeah I know they aren't great but supposedly their strength varies by district and contract...

that variation is between zero and minimal. TX has a law that striking teachers forfeit their retirement pension.

me: “I’m surprised they still have pensions” Two seconds later: “otoh that is a pretty useful point of leverage, maybe that’s why” 😬

Reps cannot represent a teacher during a meeting with administration or board to represent their rights to due process per contract?

Guessing this is from a “unions are woooooke” area

Probably, but dipshits happen everywhere

Yeah, my first thought was "Here's Plantiff's exhibit A..."

Could be more than one kid. Back in 2017, a local volleyball team had 8 players hospitalized in a single incident after coaches ignored the heat; none died, but they were lucky. Then there's this football coach, who had four separate cases before being suspended: 973thedawg.com/west-monroe-...

Louisiana High School Football Coach Placed on Administrative Leave a Day After One of His Players Hospitalized for Heat Exhaustion973thedawg.com Not a good day for this North Louisiana football coach.

Sued if he’s lucky. Manslaughter/depraved indifference charges will ensue.

This is looking fairly premeditated to me. His clear intent is to harm minor children because "it builds character."

…and be dismissed because everyone agrees torturing children is morally correct because ‘we did it that way when I was a kid and I turned out fine!’

and use their pronouns lol ofc

Using singular they but not, like, in a woke way.

Almost every anti-pronoun screed unconsciously uses a singular they/them and it’s never not funny.

we gotta start riling them up abt the gender neutral "you"

They’re still mad that ‘you’ is informal (except for the tiny, little, inconsequential detail that they have it exactly the wrong way ‘round)

"We are not friends, coach, please use Usted"

Can we get them to "thou", dyathink?

They probably think thou is fancier and therefore more formal...

Every. Time.

lool good catch

It’s even a sentence clause about a hypothetical *son*, wherein he doesn’t even need to be using they. 😂

He figured out a way to misgender someone twice!

Yes exactly 😂 Always telling on themselves

"Nobody has ever died from it being too warm outside"?????

Yeah, this guy needs a few pamphlets on heatstroke. My personal inclination would be a package of 500 dropped on his head, but I'm willing to hear from those who think a box of 5000 is better.

I'd be okay with just having a drone buzz him while he tries to coach. If he didn't want to be subject to drones, he can stay inside with the wokes.

I mean, it is, *if* you can find one. Everything is cheaper in bulk.

And really bizarre capitalization like Trump.

Hydration is for sissies. Real Men die with core temperatures exceeding 105 degrees.

Last year while Kansas City was sweltering under a heat dome, the Nazarene College football team was doing workouts mid-afternoon when the air temp was pushing 110 and the humidity made it feel like 121. All of a sudden they stopped. www.kcur.org/sports/2023-...

Hundreds attend memorial service for another Kansas football player who died from the heatwww.kcur.org Myzelle Law, 19, was a sophomore defensive lineman at MidAmerica Nazarene University in Olathe. He spent a week in the hospital before dying, after his body temperature hit 108 degrees during a presea...

"For the third time in five years, people gathered to remember a Kansas college football player who died from a heat-related illness." Somebody better tell Coach Chucklefuck at least three people have died from heat.

I suspect Coach Chucklefuck's reaction would be something along the lines of...

Don’t have to be able to read to be a football coach! Reading is woke!

He makes sure to not even read the name on the ball, so he's not woke accidentally

From the article it looks like they fire a coach and immediately hire another one that does the same thing. Which is the point when most people would develop regulations and policies but …

“For the third time in five years” jesus christ you cannot plead ignorance after already killing two people this is just murder

Are we sure this isn’t fake news and that he didn’t actually die from woke? Just asking questions

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