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I’m not an AI bot… as far as you know.
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“If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again” -Thomas H. Palmer
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I think I might be part pirate as I’ve been drinking a lot of rum recently. Is there a 23 & Me test that identifies my pirate ancestry?
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Please rain please rain please rain.
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Verizon changed their logo again? TBH their checkmark logo was ugly and needed to go.
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Hey guys… I just remembered: They never caught the guy who did the Tylenol cyanide murders back in 1982!!!
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Hey guys… I just remembered: They never caught the guy who did the Tylenol cyanide murders back in 1982!!!
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I used to have such big goals in life. Now, if I can peel the label off my prescription bottle before I recycle it, I feel accomplished something.
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OMG. I felt too deeply the unrequited (romantic) love Edwin had for Charles in Dead Boy Detectives. I had such a similar experience. Still, Charles is golden for accepting that Edwin does love him. @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com PLEASE say the series is coming back for another season!!!
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@neilhimself.neilgaiman.com So I want to read American Gods as I love your other books, but I notice there’s the original version and a 10th Anniversary version. As someone new to the book, which one would you suggest I read?
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The earthquake is somehow Biden’s fault, I’m sure. 🙄
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Don’t let them fool you. RFK, Jr. received his funding from big Republican donors. Steve Bannon urged him to run! Why? Because he’s there to play spoiler. Democrats shouldn’t fall for it. A vote for RFK, Jr. is a vote to help Trump win, plain and simple.
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Courtesy Grant Snider of Incidental Comics
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Don't wait to rage against the dying of the light. Rage at the light itself. Throw rocks at it. Challenge the light to a knife fight.
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[sucking on a chili dog] If only someone would write a song about this
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Typical Midwest Recipe: 1 block cream cheese 1 can Campbell's Cream of Mushroom soup Mix in casserole dish. Sprinkle crushed potato chips over top. Cook at 350º.
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Hurry to Costco and get your box today! Excellent for snacking!
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I want that too, but every time I've tried I fail to reach escape velocity.
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I used to work for a company that had the following rule: No fish, bacon, or popcorn in the break room microwave. We really need to enshrine that rule in the Constitution.