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Head of the Dark Star Trading family, learned scholar of the Ruinous Powers, loyal servant of Molag Bal & loving father of two. Currently hunting for riches wherever they might be

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|| Directive #36789234501 || ALL LINE MANAGERS Use self centred language only, avoid we/us at all times. This reminds your staff who is in charge and avoids unhelpful ideas like collaboration & teamwork. With thanks, The Board.

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Nigel Farage must be terrified…

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Well Trump is gonna win now for sure.

New favourite sub, Cybercucks stuck in their Cybertrucks… www.reddit.com/r/CyberStuck...

Reddit - Dive into anythingwww.reddit.com I’m sorry it’s come to this but we’re wasting far too much of our time removing these posts.

Amazon are giving away these two absolute bangers of classics for free as a part of Prime day. Here at Dark Star we embrace the Call of Juarez and the lust for treasure…

@bskyttrpg.bsky.social duel @forthrast.bsky.social 1

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#bitcoin

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It is a black day indeed. amp.theguardian.com/culture/arti...

John Cena announces retirement from WWE wrestling | Wrestling | The Guardianamp.theguardian.com World Wrestling Entertainment great who has also carved out an acting career says he will stop in 2025 after farewell tour

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PUT AWAY YOUR DAGGER, TODAY YOU WILL BATTLE LOW SELF-ESTEEM. AND YOU WILL WIN.

I like my customer service assistants downtrodden NOT bright and cheerful thank you very much

Log in to ESO for the first time in over a year, immediately spend the next 40 mins managing my inventory and following 2 hours hating myself for leaving it in such a state.

|| ATTENTION ALL EMPLOYEES || This is a reminder that it is stipulated in your contract that you will vote Conservative in all elections. As the last 14 years have demonstrated they are the party of Chaos and Disorder. This reflects our wider objectives of serving the Dark Gods. With thanks

It’s like watching Scotland play but with 300% less spirit.

There is something incredibly satisfying about grubbing a tree stump. Like pulling a rotten tooth.

“Daddy, what’s your favourite vehicle?” “I’m sure there are lots of nice Side Excavators out there but I’ll always be thinking of a Back Hoe Loader…”

|| ATTENTION ALL EMPLOYEES || Due to the unfortunate rise in absence due to sickness we have installed thermal cameras at all entrances/exits. Reporting for work with a fever will result in your immediate incineration. Thank you for your cooperation. The Management team.

I was the birth partner for both of my children, have witnessed traffic accidents and a fatality. But the single most traumatic experience of my life was seeing my cat throw up on the back lawn at 6:30am this morning.

Hey Science BlueSky! What is the atomic number of cheese?

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jokes on you, my data is trash

You can always tell when a Baby Boomer has been left in your house unsupervised as your dishwasher will mysteriously be on ECO mode

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This summer, enjoy Atlantis and an old-school '80s game experience. #ClassicGaming #RetroGames #Retrogaming #RetroGamer #Arcade #GamingNostalgia #OldSchoolGamers #16ビット #ドット絵 #ゲーム制作 #GameDev #IndieGame Wishlist 👉 store.steampowered.com/app/2295610/...

A Really Useful Fighter

The Empire has a new and terrible weapon. www.artstation.com/nobeknia

@aptshadow.bsky.social So, I’ve opened Children of Memory at last (it’s been on my to read pile a while). The first thing I notice is praise from James McAvoy. Now I need to know more!

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THEY GOT THE WRONG FUCKING DONALD.