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Chris Fredda πŸ’—πŸ’œπŸ’™

@seeyouinnj.bsky.social

He/Him πŸ’—πŸ’œπŸ’™, Partnered πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ, Central NJ
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Wearing my shortest shorts on this very hot day
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Need to work on wormhole technology to pipe in cold air from 6 months in the future.
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Starting the day with Star Trek: Prodigy and Tears of the Kingdom. You know, like a grownup.
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Just FYI, Stephen Miller: β€œsoft pudding for brains” is how functioning brains are. That’s why they are encased in liquid and bone and are so fragile to impacts. Tough, rigid brains are what happens post-mortem, so you’re suggesting your father-in-law is brain dead and Biden’s brain works.
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Anti-trans bigots who claim they are β€œjust asking questions” always say they think things need more study, but they don’t want to fund studies of trans issues, and they won’t let their whole transition so there’s nothing they can study anyway.
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If you paid attention to Trump's side of the debate, he had the same underlying problem Biden did, where over and over he would start a sentence and realize he couldn't say or remember the words that would come next, but where Biden stalled out, Trump just switched to blurting something unrelated
Donald Trump has good days and bad days but increasingly only bad days. He's lost it - he can't focus and his brains are leaking out his ears, but the press is very impressed with him because HE CAN STILL SHOUT
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White supremacists love to claim single-ethnicity countries have less conflict or crime, while ignoring just how many civil wars they’ve had or how they break down into smaller and more niche ethnic or racial divisions when they don’t have more obvious ones.
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The scary thing about Project 2025 is not what they want to do, because that’s what they’ve been trying to do forever. It’s that they felt comfortable enough to put it in writing and give it a name, unconcerned to publicly announce their intentions.
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Capitalism works because it motivates. But there’s no upper limit. No amount of profit will ever be enough profit, so unrestrained and unregulated, it will roll over everything until it destroys everything including itself.
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Doctor Strange in Infinity War is just Paul Atreides seeing the Golden Path.
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Lottery tickets are a terrible gift. It’s like β€œmaybe I gave you $20, maybe I gave you nothing. But it’s up to you to figure it out and go get it.”
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Thought I looked pretty cute for Independence Day
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I do not understand people who make their religion their whole personality and yet don’t follow the tenets of the religion and half-ass the practice of it.
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Do you think I have time to squeeze in a viewing of the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy before bed?
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People who refer to themselves as β€œpatriots” are also the same people who disrespect the flag by putting it on napkins that they wipe their dirty mouths with and get β€œdressed up” for Independence Day by putting on their finest ill-fitting novelty t-shirt.
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My sister - a person who does not cook and never has - decided that she needs to cook meals for her husband when she gets married, but is doing so by finding easy, quick, boring things she can cook. Why bother to do a thing you don’t like and do it poorly to not please someone out of obligation?
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The look of two guys who definitely fuck when they get back to shore
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You guys are always talking about nuts, so I made some peanut butter cookies
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The Lord of the Rings is about how the rich can’t accomplish anything without the working class literally carrying them the whole way.
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New York Times: New Epstein allegations show Trump's appeal to younger voters
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Happy Independence Day to our queer founding fathers, wearing wigs and defending their disposable income to go to the city of brotherly love together for months away from their wives.
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I’d never leave my partner for anyone, except maybe Samwise Gamgee
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Spoiler for a 50-year-old movie: when Quint is introduced in Jaws, he says β€œI value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, chief.” So they pay him $10,000 and he does end up giving his neck.
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Using AI to create a new Jaws 2 where Hooper moves in with Brody and his wife to form a polycule.
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Scent of a Woman remake but the Pacino part is a lesbian.
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Okay time for fun. Go into your photo roll or whatever, and post the first image that makes you laugh literally out loud. Here's mine.
Okay time for fun. Go into your photo roll or whatever, and post the first image that makes you laugh literally out loud. Here's mine.
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If you want Harris to be President, you should vote for Biden, because maybe he won’t finish his term, or she’ll just be the presumptive frontrunner in 4 years.