Seth Cotlar: How many worms must this white dove eat Before she poops in his hand?

I just want to thank you for all the love you've showered me...

How many boats must a man wash down Before you call him a man?

How many worms must this white dove eat Before she poops in his hand?

Yes, and how many years must a mountain exist Before it is carved with a me? www.businessinsider.com/donald-trump...

Donald Trump re-posts edited image of his likeness on Mount Rushmore, with his face looming out of the rock next to George Washington'swww.businessinsider.com The former president has long been fixated on the idea of "Mount Trumpmore," though no secure space is available on the mountain for another face.

And how many years can some people exist And still be allowed to be free? www.vanityfair.com/news/2023/06...

Trump Lists All the “Villains” He Plans to Destroy in a Second Term, Assuming He’s Not Serving Time for His Many Alleged Crimeswww.vanityfair.com “This is the final battle,” he told supporters on Sunday.

Yes, and how many ways can a man coif his head And pretend that we just cannot see? pagesix.com/2024/01/28/s...

Donald Trump's hair color changes with his mood, 'he can't sit still'...pagesix.com "Trump's hair color can vary... depending on how long his hairdresser can get him to sit still and let the color do its job," the source added.

The hairdo, m’friend,

🥰perfect.

And what’s up with the positive looking photos of Donnie the Felon Stinkbag? This feels like Shrub 2.0. Back in 2000 Dubya the Village Idiot picture showed him strong, determined, confident and his opponents are shown slouching and disheveled. C’mon Vanity Fair, not you too?!

Chuckle. “Final Battle” Convicted Felon Donnie Stinkypants says. What a drama Queen. Won’t have a country if Donnie Glitch-o-matic doesn’t win. Won’t have America if he does win, you moronic conservatives. He’s actually promised a 4th Reich.

George Washington had a beard?

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