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M. Sfinbar

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Haikus are easy.
But sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.
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“You gave him the best life a dog could have”
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modern society is so divorced from our food sources that most people who eat pop tarts have never actually killed one themselves
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Obama does 1/6, gets disqualified from running again, democrats are furious and say it’s undemocratic. Can’t imagine that happening.
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Nikki Haley removed the confederate flag because SC would have lost a lot of business otherwise.
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Real Life/Nolanverse. Wtf?
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The nuclear explosion in Oppenheimer was bad and underwhelming
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Merry Christmas you, filthy animal
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On the other hand, 3 out of 10 men being attractive partners at any given time is the fellas doing pretty well.
TikTok presented me with a disturbing perspective: Now that women no longer need men for a broad range of fulfillments, women target only the top 30% of men as prospective partners. That’s bad because a very large population of frustrated young men destabilizes society. As we’ve seen!
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Patrick Ruffini everyone
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I just want to hear his explanation for how demonetizing Nazis makes them worse.
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DeSantis biggest mistake was the shoe lifts. Embarrassing for everyone involved and insane he thought it was a good idea.
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How is this a news alert
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(utterly obliterates streaming platform, release slate, value, and movies as an art form) man, I can't make this shit work, anyone else want to try?
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Is there a place to donate to will stancil?
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What’s funny about the Colorado SC ruling is that the complaint was only filed in on September 6, *2023*. Now do Ohio, Mich, Wisc, PA, Arizona etc.
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So you want to run for president checklist: •Are you 35+? •Not been president twice already? •Not done insurrection? •Not born in foreign? It’s straightforward!
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Changing my prior to “young people are un-pollable” to “only insane young people are pollable”
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More concerned bout the Thousand Hitlers Project which Musk, at least, seems deeply committed to
Musk and Bezos are wealthier than any humans who have ever lived. I haven't checked the numbers but my strong feeling is that they could fund every remotely decent composer on the planet.
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Referring to the phantom menace as “one of the original six” is violence
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The fundraising texts from Jill Biden are wonderfully normal and decent. Happy to donate, thank you very much, and I’ll see you at the dinner with Joe.
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One problem with no primary this year is these people once again have started to believe they’re numerous rather than just vocal (to the extent they’re even US voters)
Huge chunks of the left have just unambiguously lost their minds, sorry. The crank conspiracism, anti-intellectualism, and bullying culture dominating these circles is easily comparable to MAGA. And the need to pretend this faction has anything worthwhile to contribute is breaking a lot of people
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Democrats do not self-immolate challenge
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Rudy Giuliani wouldn’t be in this position if he hadn’t divorced his cousin. Or married her in the first place. Point is, Giuliani married his cousin.
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So the defamer is a great and important man. Well done counselor.
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15 years ago today: the shoes thrown at then president george w bush 43 were size 10 (eu 44) ecco’s in espresso brown
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A flock of 20+ roam across my yard and down the street daily.
Wild turkeys were almost extinct in the Northeast after the 1830s. In the 70s, biologists captured a bunch of New York turkeys and reintroduced them to New England. The project was, arguably, *too* successful. www.audubon.org/news/how-wil...
How Wild Turkeys Took Over New Englandwww.audubon.org You'd be hard-pressed to find a turkey in the Northeast 50 years ago. Now hundreds of thousands roam suburbs where they thrill and bully residents.