🅴 ✨F Slur✨

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🅴 ✨F Slur✨

@siameseeels.bsky.social

NSFW. Queer. Happily single. Exhibitionistic voyeur. House cat personality. If you know me, don't make it weird. He/him.

📍Austin adjacent
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I think one of the reasons I’ve leaned in to my exhibitionism here is because it’s an escape. A “fuck you” to the real world. A way to disengage from all of the fucking ugliness that is cruelly deterministic and abject.
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Contemplating a Costco membership just for the hot dogs
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Frame from a non-musical movie with a great soundtrack
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Fuck that bullshit. Anyone posting thirsty shit about Vance gets BLOCKED… no questions, no regrets.
Don't thirst for Vance. Thirst for Haley Joel Osment if that's your flavour ffs.
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I saw TWO douchecanoes this past weekend
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Do not obey in advance.
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i'm not reading the fucking news. whatever is happening is going to happen whether i know about it or not and frankly i'm tired of knowing things
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Sure seeing your bits is nice. But you know what’s also nice? Hearing you lovely queerios tooting your own horns and bragging about your successes.
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Have to run some errands today. Might lock the little fagdick up for the day just for some shits n’ grins
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it’s a symbiotic relationship. they tweet things about evil UK billionaires that UK citizens can’t tweet without being sued. we tweet things about evil US billionaires that US citizens can’t tweet without being visited by the FBI.
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Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale
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If this whole thing was real, and if there actually was a shooter, every last person hates him so much right now 😂
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RIP Richard Simmons. I never knew we were birthday twins.
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Please clap* for me, a highly technologically challenged queerio, for figuring out how to set up my new TV. *Send dick pics