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Ole Miss '14 Accountancy. Average runner. Photographer. I post a lot about college sports. IG/TW: @aesizemo Signal: @sizemo.87

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ITS WINTER BITCHES

Met a bunch of cool new people at the pub today. Sports are the best part of humanity.

I’m just saying, Jürgen posted about the Fourth of July on his instagram yesterday. Seems like his announcement is imminent.

Fuck Spain, I hate Spain

Motherfucker

ORDERED A CARLSBERG RIGHT BEFORE GERMANY SCORED JÜRGEN YOU DID THIS

The German squad is objectively not as hot as the Spanish team

The first soccer match I ever watched (like at all) was when I was in Germany during the 2010 World Cup. I got a scarf but couldn’t afford a jersey. I found a 2010 DFB jersey on eBay last year and got it. I am all decked out for today’s match.

Hannah Waddingham is the most gorgeous woman alive

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America is not perfect. Far from it. But there are ideals worth fighting for, values worth pursuing, even when we fall short. Don’t abandon it to the totalitarians. https://www.popehat.com/p/the-fourth-of-july

The Fourth Of Julywww.popehat.com The America That Could Be

Nothing makes me feel more humbled than knowing how many people risk life and limb to come to America and try and attain the privileges I got just by being born here.

just watched 74 people speaking at least a dozen different languages become american citizens in a ceremony at monticello, where the speakers were themselves children of immigrants. inspiring stuff and a vivid illustration of what reactionaries want to snuff out

Imagine I found one of those “post a picture from your phone without explanation” threads and reskeeted it with this

Ran with a belligerent Brit this morning and gave him as much shit as I could for being a big fat loser on July 4th 🇺🇸🦅🧨🎆🫡

Just going to watch Ted Lasso again.

Murray got a GPU plush toy and now he’s a gamer boi. He’s also gonna use it to work on AI* projects. *adorable intelligence

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She won a Pulitzer for exposing how the country's poorest state spent federal welfare money. Now she might go to jail. "The rabbit's got the gun now," said a lawyer for former Mississippi Gov. Phil Bryant, who is trying to force reporter Anna Wolfe to reveal her sources.

She exposed how the nation's poorest state spent federal welfare money. Now she might go to jail.www.nbcnews.com "The rabbit's got the gun now," said a lawyer for former Mississippi Gov. Phil Bryant, who is trying to force reporter Anna Wolfe to reveal her sources.

I love the weathermen on the local news giving us some jazz hands for highs in the mid-90s. I am absolutely not complaining about the reasonable summer temps, though. This place would be habitable if we could just not have this damn heat dome constantly over us.

I have just learned that the German word for jihad is “Dschihad” which is a bonkers number of letter so cope with the fact that their language doesn’t have a j sound.

Hoping my most handsome bearded keeper Alisson Becker has a good night with Brazil

Aja Wilson said the Static Shock cartoon was one of the inspirations for her shoes and yooooo I loved that show

The best thing about cycling is that you can always just jump back into it like you never left. I haven’t biked in a year but I can go do 23 miles with no prep and I won’t have a stress fracture from doing it.

This dog is a terrible predator except if the prey is a housefly. Then he is an apex predator.

Attempting a new tactic in my war on my unmedicated* ADHD. It’s an oldie but goodie: extreme uptick in exercise. Run in the morning, bike in the evening, hope that leaves me capable of focus. *fuck the DEA!

Okay so it looks like Türkiye are calling the hogs now and I don’t like them anymore

That Austria-Türkiye match was bonkers

Our neighbors across the street have cut down the two gigantic old trees in their front yard today and maybe the trees were drying of something but this is absolute psycho behavior otherwise.

Got a season ticket for the new Dallas women's USL team. And they actually play in Dallas! www.dallastrinityfc.com/our-identity/

Our Identity - Dallas Trinity FCwww.dallastrinityfc.com Learn more about Dallas Trinity FC's identity.

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Try the Brie, it’s American Cheese Month!

“I beat LSU! I can sure as hell beat Uruguay.”

I am a genius, one of the Fox announcers just suggested Klopp as well. OTOH, I think he also suggested that the USMNT hire Tom Brady.

Fox has to be really pissed the US is out already because their viewership for this tournament is going to tank.