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Dirty rotten commie coming for your means of production
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I've got to learn bead weaving, so many cool things I could make.
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Oooops stayed up until 3 AM watching Degrassi last night, need to make a big latte to start waking up.
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The half caffeine pill I took 12 hours ago still keeping me up...
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Who wants to do shots of melted cheese grease together?
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Would be cool if we could mute replies to muted accounts.
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Obnoxiously rainbow necklace in time for Pride to be over, lol 🌈 🏳️‍🌈 🧶🧵
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I thought neurotypicals were supposed to love small talk, but they literally don't respond when I try. Them: hey how's it going? Me: good how are you? Them: 🦗 Or Me: Have a good night. Them: 🦗 Like I straight up don't exist, just no response.
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As a kid I loved when our cats had kittens, but looking back I'm just like wtf my parents were such negligent pet owners letting unspayed female cats outdoors.
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I set the alarm cat, ready for bed if people stop exploding shit outside.
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Waiting outside the vasectomy clinic and handing guys cards with my number on them.
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These are the directors of Project 2025. Look at these pasty, pathetic, autographed-Bret-Easton-Ellis-first-edition, drunk-on-daddy’s-calvados little megachurch dillholes. TROUP? Stop it. Get the fuck out of here immediately.
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Was feeling shitty then I made a necklace and now I feel a little better and have a new necklace.
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Who up getting they tits drooled on by a cat.
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Idk drowning in a tub sounds kinda fun for a Friday night.
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Might fuck around and eat 3 dinners tonight.
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Biden voters: I couldn't vote for Bernie because his supporters were too mean. *someone criticizes Biden* Biden voters: FUCK YOU NAZI tRump COCKSUCKERS!
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Fellas quit fuckin the nannies, and if there’s any ladies out there doing it… you knock that shit off as well.
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Blocking numbers that won't stop calling me without leaving a message and are not publicly connected to a legitimate business.
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Fuck turned on the oven to roast my last tater and the tater is bad.
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Seriously men keep your damm hands off your nannies.