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Posting through it and living my life one quarter mile at a time
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Username Taken @sloppysteaks.bsky.social · 8 hr
I understand the decision but I always hate watching the bullpen hose a rookie with an objectively good start
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Username Taken @sloppysteaks.bsky.social · 9 hr
Clean play cmon
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Username Taken @sloppysteaks.bsky.social · 11 hr
I almost never go on tik tok but lmao
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b-boy bouiebaisse @jbouie.bsky.social · 2 days
an entire movement of wicked people who celebrate wickedness
Avatar LillianOrlando @lillianorlando.bsky.social · 2 days
As a side note, this is John McEntee, Trump's Director of White House Personnel and the primary architect of Project 2025. On Tik Tok he said he gives counterfeit bills to homeless people so they will be arrested when they go to spend them.
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Username Taken @sloppysteaks.bsky.social · 2 days
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Username Taken @sloppysteaks.bsky.social · 3 days
Joe Biden needs to make a public appearance doing the six flags guy dance or he’s finished
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Username Taken @sloppysteaks.bsky.social · 3 days
Arguably this is false advertising in Spanish
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 3 days
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Username Taken @sloppysteaks.bsky.social · 3 days
Teaching my kids that this is the National anthem
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Username Taken @sloppysteaks.bsky.social · 3 days
Really wanted a Hulkamania shirt for today but forgot to order one on time
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Username Taken @sloppysteaks.bsky.social · 4 days
My dog is weird because if a kid drops something, he guns it for sustenance. However, if he makes eye contact with me, I think he’s seen enough of me eating off the floor to understand potential ambiguity over dibs
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Username Taken @sloppysteaks.bsky.social · 4 days
Gonna get the kids to bed early tonight for some me time (doomscroll, noodle, video games, maybe watch some Seinfeld or Monk w/ my better half)
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Gabby @gabrakadabra.bsky.social · 4 days
nonbinary names like Grizz or Dotcom
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 4 days
Constitution: People involved in insurrections should not be President. Roberts court:...hmm, no, I don't see it. Constitution:.... Roberts court: but the president should have immunity for crimes
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Username Taken @sloppysteaks.bsky.social · 4 days
The only op-ed I’ve ever seen that I wholly endorse www.cnn.com/2024/07/03/u...
Let’s stop pretending that parades are fun | CNNwww.cnn.com They’re an American pastime, but we can do better.
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Username Taken @sloppysteaks.bsky.social · 4 days
Adam Duvall? The Giant?
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Username Taken @sloppysteaks.bsky.social · 5 days
The slow leaks to the press about Biden’s brain exploding lead me to believe it’s going to be the Harris show
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Username Taken @sloppysteaks.bsky.social · 6 days
Our next house needs to have a rumpus room. It’s my line in the sand.
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Username Taken @sloppysteaks.bsky.social · 6 days
I would believe this statistic uncritically
Avatar Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 6 days
Literally saw a TikTok awhile back where someone was interviewing tattoo artists, asking "What's the most stereotypical Millennial tattoo?", and two different artists answered "Harry Potter tat cover-up."
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Username Taken @sloppysteaks.bsky.social · 7 days
I’ve never seen more dire language in a dissent 💀💀💀
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Username Taken @sloppysteaks.bsky.social · 7 days
lol this court is off the rails
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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 7 days
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
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Username Taken @sloppysteaks.bsky.social · 7 days
Lmao saw my first cybertruck getting towed
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Username Taken @sloppysteaks.bsky.social · 7 days
Group chat is wilding out rn
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miss fugazi @undisturbed.space · 7 days
slipping the dj a twenty to play tutti frutti
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Username Taken @sloppysteaks.bsky.social · 7 days
Gonna start getting on my Bernie bullshit to trigger the normie libs. It’s a compromise! They can have a mega old candidate that they desire and we can get another candidate that can play hoops
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Username Taken @sloppysteaks.bsky.social · 7 days
@murderxbryan.bsky.social 🤔https://www.cnn.com/2024/06/29/business/lego-most-stolen-items/index.html
Shoplifters love Lego. The colorful plastic toy bricks are a gold mine for criminals | CNN Businesswww.cnn.com “It wasn’t a matter of if, but when, my store would be the next one hit.” It was an ominous prediction that came true for Miguel Zuniga last week.
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Username Taken @sloppysteaks.bsky.social · 7 days
*Extremely fascist accent* hon hon hon
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Username Taken @sloppysteaks.bsky.social · 8 days
Tonight I exchanged pleasantries with a guy who threatened to kill my sister once. I’m legitimately happy for his progress. He’s over a decade clean and doing great.
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Username Taken @sloppysteaks.bsky.social · 8 days
Wife asked me to order pizza. I was feeling a little selfish so I ordered it with extra sauce tonight 😈