badly-drawn bee 🐝: I once bought a Catwoman costume when shockingly drunk, but this is amateur hour by comparison to Sir Elton:

I once bought a Catwoman costume when shockingly drunk, but this is amateur hour by comparison to Sir Elton:

Possibly the most vivid, or at the very least heaviest, "cocaine is a helluva drug" example ever.

I mean, I've indulged plenty in the past, but never 'buying a tram' levels

*From Australia* as well, I feel there are quite a few extra levels here to be able to get from A to B. Even with high doses of psychedelics, or examples of people I know who had psychotic episodes, this is a very strange headspace he got himself into.

Closest I ever came whilst tripping was a (thankfully thwarted) plan to disrupt the London Marathon* by rollerskating in front of the elite runners holding a sign which said 'HI MUM' so that my mum would see me on the telly. *We lived very near the route

Combined with the Catwoman suit, that actually makes perfect sense.

i once drunk bought a magnet fishing kit but this is honestly some next level shit. it makes me wonder what stephen king has bought on his blackout escapades.

I once bought this when I was pissed

Woah, go you!

Hey, silver lining, though: he now has a tram.

I mean, probably more useful than my Catwoman outfit

How could anything possibly be more useful than a Catwoman outfit?

It's not great in this kind of weather tbh

Well it is meant for burglary and rooftop brawling in the cool of midnight.

I hear Under Armour are now doing really good hot-weather Catwoman outfits.

you ever seen a cat in heat?

I’d love to wake up to loads and loads of bags filled with useless but nice/cool crap that I don’t remember buying but can afford ☹️

It palls after a fairly short time.

But it beats opening up forgotten Amazon parcels to find poo bags and eczema cream.

LOL - I mean, yeah

I once worked with someone who purchased a boat off eBay when very drunk. I used to think that was excessive but Elton John has proved me wrong.

To be fair, a W2 class tram IS a classic.

Sure who hasn't done that...

okay my 428 steam games arent so bad

Quite the binge, sir EJ

Is his estate enough that a working tram would be of use?

Who needs a working tram? Turn it into an old-school diner!

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