I love that this became a general thread rather than just one book specifically but also it feels so cringe to talk about my book, Quill & Still, a cozy queer portal fantasy novel about civics, divinity, alchemy, Judaism, and more civics, available at quill-still.sofaer.net/skyline; so I won't.
GORDON RAMSAY: and the eggs, they are?
UGLÙK: they eggs. Taste good. Canapé.
RAMSAY: no I mean, where do you get the eggs
UGLÙK (gesturing towards Shelob’s lair): Get from big spider
RAMSAY: from big spider. Fuck me. Canapé eggs from big spider. Fucking hell.