Obi Wan Kenoblerone: This is the first headline I found after looking it up. I mean, what the fuck. edition.cnn.com/2024/07/02/p...

I thought “RFK ate a dog” was metaphorical, but I was startled to find out today that RFK really *did* eat a dog and took comedy photos with the corpse

I'm sorry whut? The horrible part is that I've heard nothing about this but find it instantly believable, given, y'know, everything

yeah he did in fact literally eat a dog

This is the first headline I found after looking it up. I mean, what the fuck. edition.cnn.com/2024/07/02/p...

RFK Jr. denies eating a dog while sidestepping sexual assault allegations in Vanity Fair article | CNN Politicsedition.cnn.com Independent presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has denied allegations made in a new Vanity Fair report that he had previously eaten a dog while sidestepping accusations of sexual assault lev...

jfc that is quite the headline

Innit though? Holy shit. Life is so fuckin weird now, and the kids ask me what I'm ranting about and I have to try and explain all this nonsense to them God bless em, they're very patient with me

"Politicians used to at least *try* to seem like normal functioning humans" Ok, let's get you to bed

Yuuuuup, that's about the size of it

you eat a dog just once...

...you get brainworms!

Yeah that’s not a goat

I liked him better when he had a brainworm

I liked him better when I didn't know he existed

Point taken

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