Faine Greenwood: I thought “RFK ate a dog” was metaphorical, but I was startled to find out today that RFK really *did* eat a dog and took comedy photos with the corpse

I thought “RFK ate a dog” was metaphorical, but I was startled to find out today that RFK really *did* eat a dog and took comedy photos with the corpse

So Kristi Noem as his running mate for sure, right?

Rubio

Romney the dog abuser has an outside chance as well.

I'm going to hell for laughing at that.

In each of us there are two dogs

... in RFK Jr., there are three.

this shouldn’t be the first thing I see when I open the app and yet here we are

Faine I was really hoping to not have to find out whether this was indeed A Thing™ or not

Lotta bonkers stuff in here www.vanityfair.com/news/story/r...

RFK Jr.’s Family Doesn’t Want Him to Run. Even They May Not Know His Darkest Secrets.www.vanityfair.com A shocking photograph. Blowback from a Trump meeting. Alleged sexual assault. The Kennedys have voiced support for Joe Biden, but certain aspects of Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s character are only just now...

I started reading this and thought "I'm going to regret reading this" and I was right.

tfw when brain has built in cw but curiosity too stronk

After the brainworms thing, I just assume every story about RFK Jr is actually a ploy to get out alimony and/or drive his exes to suicide. The man gets worse every word I read about him.

...when I initially heard of it I thought 'whatever maybe he was visiting a place where that's normal or something' and thought little of it but 'took comedy photos with it' reframes it a hell of a lot!

Yeah it was uh, disrespectful

I saw an offhand reference and assumed it meant, like A hot dog

Al Frankin lost his Senate seat because of comedy photos taken when he was a comedian.

To balance the bad vibes, here is a picture of my dog.

Adding more balance in the positive direction with Gus gnawing his pre-bed stick

Good dog 14/10

💜

god this is so much worse than biden only staying in the West Wing for 6 hrs

I'm sorry whut? The horrible part is that I've heard nothing about this but find it instantly believable, given, y'know, everything

yeah he did in fact literally eat a dog

This is the first headline I found after looking it up. I mean, what the fuck. edition.cnn.com/2024/07/02/p...

RFK Jr. denies eating a dog while sidestepping sexual assault allegations in Vanity Fair article | CNN Politicsedition.cnn.com Independent presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has denied allegations made in a new Vanity Fair report that he had previously eaten a dog while sidestepping accusations of sexual assault lev...

jfc that is quite the headline

Innit though? Holy shit. Life is so fuckin weird now, and the kids ask me what I'm ranting about and I have to try and explain all this nonsense to them God bless em, they're very patient with me

"Politicians used to at least *try* to seem like normal functioning humans" Ok, let's get you to bed

you eat a dog just once...

...you get brainworms!

Yeah that’s not a goat

I liked him better when he had a brainworm

I liked him better when I didn't know he existed

Point taken

Brainworms were the dogs revenge?

Whenever you think it can’t get worse, you’re wrong.

what

I thought the brain worm was metaphorical for like 72 hours after the story broke.

not even close to the worst part of the story lol

What?!? 😱

sexual assault

That always seemed very likely… had since he first went national. Not at all surprising.

It’s not just the sexual assault of a 23 year old. It’s his response of (paraphrasing): Look, I’ve never claimed to be a Saint. Next topic. Just. Wow.

That closet is gigantic—- many skeletons!

Of the three guys running for President, Biden's the only one who never flew on Epstein's jet.

Both that and the dog eating allegations in the same day, who says he isn't presidential?

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OK, one politician taking joy in killing a dog is, strictly statistically speaking, certainly going to happen. A lot of humans are terrible. But TWO GOP politicians being revealed to have done this in the same election cycle really should make one wonder about them if you haven't already...

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