Sonic the Hedgehog

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Just a blue blur out to defeat Eggman and stem the rising tide of fascism in the United States of America!

*Not affiliated with Sega, obvious parody*

Remember kids, joining a union is way past cool!

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Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog! My mother used to — she would give us a hard time sometimes, and she would say to us, “I don’t know what’s wrong with you young people. You think you just fell out of a coconut tree?” You exist in the context of all in which you live and what came before you.

Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog! Did you know you don't have to write every thought you have on the computer? That's right - believe it or not there are many cases where the thrill of likes and reposts do not outweigh the potential real world consequences, regardless of how unlikely they are!

Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog! I'm officially calling on Joe Biden to step aside and instruct his delegates to support me for the Democratic nomination for President of the United States of America. It's a somber duty, but this is the only way our nation can move forward. #VoteBlue2024

“How’s it going on Twitter?”

Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog! Did somebody say running mate? Let's just say I know a thing or two about that!

“Amid the ongoing fallout from Joe Biden’s debate performance, talk in many top Democratic circles has already moved to who Kamala Harris’ running mate would be.” 🥥🌴🥥🌴

Democrats start moving to Harris as Biden digs in | CNN Politicswww.cnn.com Amid the ongoing fallout from Joe Biden’s debate performance, talk in many top Democratic circles has already moved to who Kamala Harris’s running mate would be.

Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog! We live in hell, sorry!

It's happening! Come hang out and watch the first Presidential Debate with some fun folks! www.twitch.tv/suborbitalsays

Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog! Fuck the Supreme Court!

Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog! Isn't it interesting how Dr Disrespect fought tooth and nail for Nick Mercs when he rightfully got backlash for painting the LGBTQ community as groomers when it was the Dr himself who needed to "leave the kids alone"? Where's Chris Hansen when you need him!?

Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog! After 25 guilty verdicts without a not-guilty, the prosecution is legally allowed to call in a tactical nuke to end the proceedings! Get wrecked, Donald!

Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog! Should I do it?

Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog! Whoa - talk about chaos! Kendrick just made Drake drop all of his rings! I don't know how this beef will end, but one thing's for sure: I'm not letting Drake anywhere near Sonic's Schoolhouse! Anyway, catch ya later!

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Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog! Yankees fuckin suck!

Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog! I'm officially distancing myself from my movie co-star James Marsden, who wrote a letter of support for child predator Brian Peck! "Quiet on Set" brought a lot of badniks to light, but the fact someone on the Sonic movies would be complicit? Now that's no good!

Donut Lord? More like donut call me again until you issue a formal apology to Brian Peck's victims for your bullshit, James!

wwiii in the wii font and the wii sports music plays but a nuke goes off after that little opening motif - is this something?

Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog! Wanna show your Valentine that they're way past cool? 1. Donate $10 or more to the Trans Lifeline below 2. Leave your + your loved one's bsky tag in the comment of your donation 3. I'll post them a fun poem on your behalf! give.translifeline.org/fundraiser/5...

Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog! Billionaires are a symptom of a sick society, and shouldn't exist! It's unconscionable that the richest Americans can pay fleets of accountants and lawyers to evade taxes while making huge political contributions to protect their interests as millions go hungry!

Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog! RFK Jr is an anti-vax conspiracy theorist whose campaign is bankrolled by the far right to serve as a spoiler candidate in the general election! His entire family has disowned him because even they know: he's no good!

Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog! Trump has committed to mobilizing National Guard troops from red states to 'round up and deport' millions of people! A 2nd Trump term would see military raids and civil rights violations in all communities, and that's no good! www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...

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Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog! I've got experience taking on badniks in court so listen up SCOTUS: You don't need to be smart as Tails to see January 6th was an insurrection! Trump must be found ineligible to hold office, and face accountability for his crimes - no one should be above the law!

Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog! Tucker Carlson's propaganda film with Putin is the latest in a long list of examples of the alt-right shedding its mask and embracing its true fascist face publicly. If they have their way our already imperfect democracy will be in grave danger, and that's no good!

Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog! New to Bluesky? Ask the Blue Blur! I've got hot takes on a little bit of everything - ask me anything and I'll let you know what I really think! Well? I'm waiting!

Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog! Remember kids: Human Resources is there to protect the company, not you! If you're serious about workplace protections for you and your pals, you've gotta unionize - fast. Working as a team to make your workplace better is way past cool!

Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog! Rest in Piss to Ron DeSantis' campaign - see ya!

Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog! Andrew Yang is a self-serving grifter who gravitates towards fringe candidates to earn publicity because he is unwilling to put in the work required to build actual influence in politics - and that's no good!

If you're staying in for New Years Eve tonight and looking for a place to hang out with some friendly folks, come play some Mario Kart! All are welcome!

Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog! Please stop!