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Sonic the Hedgehog

@sonic.bsky.social

Just a blue blur out to defeat Eggman and stem the rising tide of fascism in the United States of America!

*Not affiliated with Sega, obvious parody*

Remember kids, joining a union is way past cool!
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If this was a Mario account I would be deceased
Best account ever. Also, the fact that Sega has an account here and simply don't care about your existing here, Nintendo would cease and desist the shit out of you
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update: $300/500 thank you so much because my tags are not accurate in the picture cashapp and Venmo both are: $/@ihatenfts
update: I made $40 yesterday helping my buddy move so $240/500 we are basically halfway there
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Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog! I'm glad Nintendo is taking action to protect its IP. If there's one thing I can't stand it's someone using an intellectual property in an unauthorized way inconsistent with its overall brand identity! www.eurogamer.net/nintendo-ple...
Nintendo pledges "action" over inappropriate use of its characters so players "not made to feel uncomfortable"www.eurogamer.net Nintendo has responded to concern over the inappropriate use of its characters online and said it would take "appropria…
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Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog! Thinking about "iota males"? Try thinking "iota go outside and learn how to talk to women"!
hotfix male. release candidate male. shovelware male
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Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog! Did somebody say running mate? Let's just say I know a thing or two about that!
“Amid the ongoing fallout from Joe Biden’s debate performance, talk in many top Democratic circles has already moved to who Kamala Harris’ running mate would be.” 🥥🌴🥥🌴
Democrats start moving to Harris as Biden digs in | CNN Politicswww.cnn.com Amid the ongoing fallout from Joe Biden’s debate performance, talk in many top Democratic circles has already moved to who Kamala Harris’s running mate would be.
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Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog! Did somebody say running mate? Let's just say I know a thing or two about that!
“Amid the ongoing fallout from Joe Biden’s debate performance, talk in many top Democratic circles has already moved to who Kamala Harris’ running mate would be.” 🥥🌴🥥🌴
Democrats start moving to Harris as Biden digs in | CNN Politicswww.cnn.com Amid the ongoing fallout from Joe Biden’s debate performance, talk in many top Democratic circles has already moved to who Kamala Harris’s running mate would be.
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Happy 4th of July!
Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog! Is America truly free if police routinely harass and murder people of color for simply existing in public spaces? Are we free to pursue happiness if millions of people are one missed paycheck or hospital visit away from homelessness? Liberty and Justice for who?
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Happy 4th of July!
Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog! Is America truly free if police routinely harass and murder people of color for simply existing in public spaces? Are we free to pursue happiness if millions of people are one missed paycheck or hospital visit away from homelessness? Liberty and Justice for who?
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Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog! Is America truly free if police routinely harass and murder people of color for simply existing in public spaces? Are we free to pursue happiness if millions of people are one missed paycheck or hospital visit away from homelessness? Liberty and Justice for who?
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Seriously. Would life be better if we had better choices in '24? Yes. Do we? No. The election is going to happen with or without you - a winner will take office and will create policy that will change lives. You can either help prevent catastrophe or pretend your fantasies will come true soon.
the worst dudes online are the guys who are like “the time for electoral politics is over, it’s time for guillotines.” yeah bud i’m sure you’ll stop posting and get the ball rolling on the guillotines any minute now.
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Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog! Check out this short film of Julie d'Aubigny, a 17th century bisexual opera singer who was also an expert duelist with multiple confirmed kills who became a nun to pursue a woman she loved and then burned the convent down (actually) www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-Ie...
Je t'aime, Julie.www.youtube.com YouTube video by Fiona Nova
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Every word of this skeet is a surprise.
Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog! Check out this short film of Julie d'Aubigny, a 17th century bisexual opera singer who was also an expert duelist with multiple confirmed kills who became a nun to pursue a woman she loved and then burned the convent down (actually) www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-Ie...
Je t'aime, Julie.www.youtube.com YouTube video by Fiona Nova
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Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog! Check out this short film of Julie d'Aubigny, a 17th century bisexual opera singer who was also an expert duelist with multiple confirmed kills who became a nun to pursue a woman she loved and then burned the convent down (actually) www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-Ie...
Je t'aime, Julie.www.youtube.com YouTube video by Fiona Nova
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Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog! We live in hell, sorry!
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Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog! We live in hell, sorry!
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Agreed
Biden: this is the problem here ok. Here is the issue, Shadow was tough Sonic- Trump: disgusting, disgusting creature Biden: -but Knuckles was already tough Sonic Trump: Big The Cat that’s what he’s called folks Biden: now listen up! One tough Sonic is enough Jake Tapper: moving to the deficit,
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It's happening! Come hang out and watch the first Presidential Debate with some fun folks! www.twitch.tv/suborbitalsays
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Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog! Fuck the Supreme Court!
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Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog! Fuck the Supreme Court!
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Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog! Isn't it interesting how Dr Disrespect fought tooth and nail for Nick Mercs when he rightfully got backlash for painting the LGBTQ community as groomers when it was the Dr himself who needed to "leave the kids alone"? Where's Chris Hansen when you need him!?
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Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog! Isn't it interesting how Dr Disrespect fought tooth and nail for Nick Mercs when he rightfully got backlash for painting the LGBTQ community as groomers when it was the Dr himself who needed to "leave the kids alone"? Where's Chris Hansen when you need him!?
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Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog! Here's me escaping federal captivity after my recent arrest for posting about walkable cities on BlueSky! They knew Hedgehogs had spikes, but they had no idea my views were this edgy.
Are you guys doing a lot of cool stuff Feds would want to infiltrate? Cause I dunno seems to me more like bad actors found social networks with consent issues and exploited them is the bigger headline here than the Feds are monitoring everyone.
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Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog! Here's me escaping federal captivity after my recent arrest for posting about walkable cities on BlueSky! They knew Hedgehogs had spikes, but they had no idea my views were this edgy.
Are you guys doing a lot of cool stuff Feds would want to infiltrate? Cause I dunno seems to me more like bad actors found social networks with consent issues and exploited them is the bigger headline here than the Feds are monitoring everyone.
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Helldivers 2 is mid and I will not be silenced for speaking the truth
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Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog! Preorder Talia's new book - and do it fast! It sounds way past cool.
guys i wrote another book!!! it's coming out in october!!! you can preorder it here!!! www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/talia...
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Metroid Prime 4? You know they need to find the people who made Metroid Prime and make Metroid Prime 4 Hillary