Sorrowscopes: THE NEW SORROWSCOPES ARE HERE! TELL YOUR FRIENDS. TELL YOUR ENEMIES. TELL THE MYSTERIOUS FIGURE WHO’S TRANSPORTING YOUR SOUL ACROSS THE RIVER STYX

THE NEW SORROWSCOPES ARE HERE! TELL YOUR FRIENDS. TELL YOUR ENEMIES. TELL THE MYSTERIOUS FIGURE WHO’S TRANSPORTING YOUR SOUL ACROSS THE RIVER STYX

Hey I have a mnemonic for identifying the mysterious figure: If on the Delaware you be, George Washington is there with ye If on the River Styx you sail, that's Charon and it's time to bail

Joan of Arc's on the River Loire (if you're there during the Hundred Years' War) If Mississip's the one you're in, that there is Huckleberry Finn

What’s the toll these days? The veil has felt thinnish around me , this Charon character probably doesn’t give change.

He takes contactless.

Which banks are serving the underworld? All of them?

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