Self-deprecating ghost bird

Self-deprecating ghost bird

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I have no money. I play the piano.

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When ghost chickens say "boo" the way you'd assume a ghost chicken would, it sounds like they're saying "book" with a lot of extra "o"s.

Even my paralysis demon is pathetic. It just sits in the corner like a cuck.not knowing if I can really move or not, so it's too scared to do anything. Well, I can't. So do SOMETHING.

Mt body might as well be a haunted house. A tarp-over-the-roof house with an exterior wall has exposed wood grain & there's temporary steps to the front door & the numbers aren't on the house but spray painted onto the sidewalk facing it & DON'T get me started on the chimney kinda house, but yeah. 👻

I don't believe in me either.

But it says in your resumé that you have done this before. Did someone else write this resumé for you?

Attention? Admiration? Yes, please!

No no no! My nephew has a twin that's alive & some times they switch places. So you gotta know when one is a ghost & when one isn't.

No one will truly understand how much I love these critters.

Yes! Roll with it.

No worries, I only got the one nephew. If you see more than one nephew, something's up.

Why am I like this? Who am I doing this for besides essentially myself? Who?

Lol nah, you're here for the baby sitting job. My... OUR lil nephew Leelee.

Boo & shit. Imma ghost, duh.

Trick question. 3

Pffft! It's in my name. Imma ghost. Boo.

Trick question. 3

How do you know I know you're a ghost? 👻

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I do. Unpealed, in a little plastic baggie.

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If you put this in Wikipedia, no one would challenge it.

There's a lot of "Back to the Future" antagonists coming out of the woodwork.

Now do a poultry-geist.

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The world is horrible, but dogs are still good and fuzzy

Sorry. Was playing off the emoji. That's me & trouble.

If you like clues... maybe that will get you to, unzip, so to speak.

Season 2 of hit monkey was great.

So you agree it's a date?

Not what I'd choose, but a date is a date.